"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Women With Big Butts

Frank2500

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I have to admit this. We're all grown ups, so there's no reason for me to hide it. There are several other qualities I look for in a woman, of course. However, I must admit that I have a great weakness for women with big butts-women with butts as big as Jennifer Lopez's or almost close, whose butts shake when they walk, etc. The kind of butt that you could guess must be big even from looking at her waistline from the front. Women with big butts are my kryptonite.


Now, I'm not trying to be stereotypical, but I have seldom come across many women with this physical characteristic who are into intellectual pursuits and can have an intelligent conversation and aren't extremely superficial. I have noticed, especially with white women who have these features, that the amount of bad attitude that they have, regardless of how old they may be (even in their 30s) and their sense of pride is just unbelievable. They all like to walk around in places where lots of people would notice them, love attention and can rarely ever be seen at a library studying or reading a book.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'm in college and I see big booty girls in the library all the time. lol
 

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How can you guys like BIG butts? I prefer the more rounded shapely woman ass. The kind of butt that looks like an apple - round and lean. Jennifer Lopez's butt is too big.
 

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Re:

That's funny. I rarely do. Again, maybe it's this damn Philadelphia. Many people here have terrible attitudes, both men and women.
 

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I would LOVE to hook up with a woman who has an ass like Jennifer Lopez's. To me, the bigger the better. I've heard a lot about Miami and I'm thinking about applying for some jobs out there. Is it really true that the women there are off the hook? I hear there's lots of big booty around. Is anyone familiar with the University of Miami? Does it have hot chicks?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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manchild

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i dont know about miami, but the big booty girls are definitely in the south. I love going to ATL
 

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So you guys like FAT women? Fatties have some real big-ass butts. I don't understand the whole big ass craze. To me Jen Lopez has a fat ass.
 

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no not fat women, i like women with a shape. breast, small waist, and a nice round butt. maybe its a black thing, i dont know
 

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2cirius said:
So you guys like FAT women? Fatties have some real big-ass butts. I don't understand the whole big ass craze. To me Jen Lopez has a fat ass.
I'm glad there are men like you out there, because when I see a girl with a huge ass I think damn every guy must be trying to get with this since thats how much I personally loove big asses. So having guys like you around is great you can go for the girls with non-existant asses and I can go for the big ones.

About the fat comment... theres a difference between a girl who is big all over and a girl who is big just in the ass/hips. The kind of girls I like have relatively small waists and upper bodies and are definately not fat.
 

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Frank likes big butts and he cannot lie...

The model-skinny girls are too bony. They don't feel nice in bed; it's like sleeping with a duffel bag filled with tent stakes.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Popeyes said:
I'm glad there are men like you out there, because when I see a girl with a huge ass I think damn every guy must be trying to get with this since thats how much I personally loove big asses. So having guys like you around is great you can go for the girls with non-existant asses and I can go for the big ones.

About the fat comment... theres a difference between a girl who is big all over and a girl who is big just in the ass/hips. The kind of girls I like have relatively small waists and upper bodies and are definately not fat.
I don't go for "non-existent asses" LOL I just think that an ass like Jennifer Lopez's is TOO BIG for her body. It's TOO wide for my taste. I like leaner and round, like Samantha Harris (the co-host on Dancing With the Stars). I could stick my face in there all day, dude.

It has to be proportioned right.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I think J-lo's butt is just right for her because she has a pretty tight body muscle wise. I think everyone feel that it's big because it's bigger that many thin women her size. A lot of them are just flat.

However, I don't like truly big butts, the kind with saddle bags. :down: I don't like women with legs like the hind quarters of a clydesdale. Give me a woman with tight, shapely glutes.
 

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love them big asses too. when a girl has a nice ass, its hard not to stare
 

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Not a big ass guy... but JLo's butt is pretty freakin' fantastic. Not as good as Vida Guerra's though...
 

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For the record hot chicks aren't very smart or knowledgable. If you don't believe me, take a look at "Beauty and The Geek." It's been said that in order to calculate a hot chick's IQ is to take her weight and subtract it by 20.

Cute chicks don't need to be smart, because generally rich and successful gous will take care of them.

On the issue of the a$$. The a$$ fetish is mostly held by members of minority groups or white guys that like Black and Spanish women. I personally think J-Lo has a very nice a$$, typical of Spanish women in NYC. Put J-LO in a cell with me. I'd do something real nasty to her.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
However, I don't like truly big butts, the kind with saddle bags. :down: I don't like women with legs like the hind quarters of a clydesdale. Give me a woman with tight, shapely glutes.
Aman.

Tight shapley glutes its what it is about. If a chick has a fat ass you know its going to get worse as she ages. Any chick with a really big ass or even a flat ass needs to go to the gym and work it out.

An excercise specifically for the glutes won't be a bad idea either....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlw05WKTmc :D
 

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I think everyone has their own FETISH.

I'm not a big butt man myself. I smaller but firm butts myself.
 

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Anyway, ignoring all the bizarre 'omg [fetish] rules' posts, I think the reason you can't find many intelligent women who have a very popular fetish (like big breasts) is that they don't need to be smart to be an approved member of society.
 

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I love BIG BOOTY WOMEN...it's irresistible the bigger the better. some video models with big ones are Buffie Da Body, Melyssa Ford, and Esther Baxter. Look em up n tell me what u think about these beatiful women.
 

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I like those C booties...

Where from the profile it looks like the letter C. Except the letter c curves in at the top and bottom, that would look weird. But you get the idea.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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