ImTheDoubleGreatest!
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Crystals maaaaannnnGuess who I found online
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Women who take zodiac signs seriously
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PeasantPlayer
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If you were in Chicago you would never look up to ALI again.
How long has your mommy and daddy been paying the internet bill
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Here's some more, like, crystals yo. You'll like these, TRUST me brooo.
If you were in Chicago you would never look up to ALI again.
How long has your mommy and daddy been paying the internet bill
PeasantPlayer
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Damn, some joke for your last 3 or 4 posts. Make use of you mom and dad paying your internet bill. They already made one mistake lol
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Dude, I think, like, that maybe, like, you gotta just open up your chakras bro. I'm getting some, like, TOTALLY negative vibes dude. I'm like, an Aquarius or something, and like, maybe you're a Leo. Like, maybe that's why we don't, like, get along or something dude.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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PeasantPlayer
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Expand my mind. Take your own advice your 18 and having trouble getting laid You should be getting laid on accident, yet you call yourself double greatest
You should be getting laid on accident, yet you call yourself double greatest
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Expand my mind. Take your own advice your 18 and having trouble getting laid
It's all about the power of within dude
PeasantPlayer
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So when are you going to lose your virginity? You should do a ritual
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Ok I'm done, at this point I'm just being a **** lol. My bad bro. I just honestly don't believe in astrology to be honest because no one has been able to explain it to me in any way that really makes any logical sense. Or they're so pigheaded to where they don't even want to.
Peace.
Peace.
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I am what is known as a double-Scorpion Snake - i.e., Sun & Moon Scorpion in classical astrology & Snake in Chinese astrology - making me the darkest of the dark, LOL. (It should be noted that because of the precession of the axes, the Sun is ahead, so I'm actually a Sun Virgo & Moon Libra, but evidently, the classical Zodiac follows the seasons, not the original constellations.) I've had one gal call me "dangerous", but maybe that's a good thing as that makes me an astrological "bad boy", LOL.
Also along this topic, I seem to be missing my "character" line in my palm (fortunately, my "health" line is very long, LOL), and I remember this chick I met online as wanting to inspect my palms (she didn't know of my very dark astrological signs), and when she saw that I did not have a "character" line, she did a complete 180 on our meeting, like she has discovered that I was the Beast, LOL.
Also along this topic, I seem to be missing my "character" line in my palm (fortunately, my "health" line is very long, LOL), and I remember this chick I met online as wanting to inspect my palms (she didn't know of my very dark astrological signs), and when she saw that I did not have a "character" line, she did a complete 180 on our meeting, like she has discovered that I was the Beast, LOL.
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No, smart folks who understood the heavens and became astrologers, or palmists, etc. for rich folks figured out how to cast a horoscope in such a vague way that anyone so inclined could read it and see some correlation.