"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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1. To get women you need time and money right? so,
women = money x time

2. Time is money so
Time = money

3. That then gives you
woman = money x money = (money)2

4. Money is the root of all problems so
Money = square root of problem = (problems)1/2

5. So we have
Woman = ((problem)1/2)2
2 cancels out and that gives you

6. Woman=problems
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hes right

i did it on paper and it works

 

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Rofl, a variation of the Women = Evil equation I saw a few years ago, just a bit tinkered ;)

So true though.
 

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Soooo true!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Sorry to burst your bubble but wouldnt time and money be time + money rather then time x money.

By adding you show that you need a certain amout of time and you need a certain amount of money. If you where to divide you could shop that you need a certain amount of money per unit of time, but multipling gives you nothing. The only way this would work is if instead of money you used the rate of spending and multiplied it by time.

Just say you did this, well you say time=money well in maths X can equal Y because there are no units but in the real world this does not work, in physics if you said 4 Volts=4 Newtons this would just be wrong and you are trying to say £4=4hours

Just to top that off, problems are a negative thing, and you can not square root a negative number, well sure you can in theorticle maths with imaginary numbers and what not, but in reality it does not work, just like time=money does not work in reality.
 

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check_mate_kid_uk said:
Sorry to burst your bubble but wouldnt time and money be time + money rather then time x money.

By adding you show that you need a certain amout of time and you need a certain amount of money. If you where to divide you could shop that you need a certain amount of money per unit of time, but multipling gives you nothing. The only way this would work is if instead of money you used the rate of spending and multiplied it by time.

Just say you did this, well you say time=money well in maths X can equal Y because there are no units but in the real world this does not work, in physics if you said 4 Volts=4 Newtons this would just be wrong and you are trying to say £4=4hours

Just to top that off, problems are a negative thing, and you can not square root a negative number, well sure you can in theorticle maths with imaginary numbers and what not, but in reality it does not work, just like time=money does not work in reality.
Always onw isnt there.....

You wonder why you dont pick up chicks :crackup:
 

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Tomatoes said:
Always onw isnt there.....

You wonder why you dont pick up chicks :crackup:
hey i picked your mum up, now whos laughing :crackup:
 
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