"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women literally lie about everything.

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Man, looking through these online profiles it's amazing just how fake women can be if you think about it.

Plastic surgery
Creative use of camera angles.
Makeup to make them look better than they really do.
Says she's into travel but has some crappy a s s job.
Says she loves boating but doesn't own a boat (but has pics on someone else's boat)
Lieing about their age and other things.
Old pictures

The list goes on and on, man you would figure some girls just get tired of being so fake. Women literally lie about everything. When I look at these profiles I know to automatically assume these girls don't really fund most of these things themselves, but why do we let them get away with this? I hate to say it but when making these online profiles on dating sites i'd say anything goes. Just find someone good at photoshopping, shop your face on some ripped dude, on traveling pics, put a buncha high brow interests you would never be able to afford but would love to do eventually (Safari's, car racing, speed boating, etc). Throw a pic of you and some celebrity like you know them for good measure (oh that's just me having a beer with my bud Cloony). Fake pics of you at a Playboy mansion party. Why use honesty to attract someone who is being totally dishonest with you from the get?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Quote: "Why use honesty to attract someone who is being totally dishonest with you from the get?"

Because we're better than that. Or another way to put it....Never sell your soul to win the affections of a woman.
 

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I totally get what you are saying but these lying hypergamous slvts won't tolerate a man not being what he seems to be on his profile when she meets him in person.

If you don't look convincingly as good and young as your pics (or outgoing) in person, then they won't be interested after you meet up. Nevermind that you as you really are are giving her a chance when she is at least two rungs below your league in the first place on top of not being presenting herself honestly.

Why do they do this when every woman can date at least two rungs up presenting themselves modestly and honestly anyway? Because these hypergamous HB1-4 slvts only want a male who's a L6 or higher and perferably much higher L9+. When you are really a HB2-4 at best like most of the girls online, you have to lie to reel in an male L6+.
 

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Unfortunately, guys do the same thing. Look at how many threads have been posted here by guys making fake profiles. Either they are posing as women, or putting up pics of male models. There was a recent post by a married man who put in his profile that he was single and looking for a relationship, lol.

There's a recent TV show called Catfish that deals with this sort of thing. They get couples together in real life that have been talking online for years. And of course, one of the parties has completely fabricated his identity, fake pics, lying about gender, number of children, career, etc. It's not just the women who are lying and deceiving.
 

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I think I read this over the internet one time as a joke, men love what they see, woman like what they heard, that is why woman use makeup and men lie.

and make ups are like a lie, remember DR. House everyone lies :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm gonna download some Catfish episodes sounds cool.

I dunno I guess everyone lies but with women it gets compounded.

-Hobbies are really activities they want to do with you with you most likely paying. How can you say you are a skateboarder if you don't own a skateboard?
-What they really look like is very difficult to see with all the makeup, camera tricks, plastic surgery.
-Then there are the just plain old lies about their age or what not.

Men lie too but I don't think it's the same as what women do.
 

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Men lie because that's what women force men to do and oftentimes want men to tell them pretty lies. Women generally don't want real and honesty.

Women lie to be even bigger super-hypergamous slvts than they normally are.

Of course everyone lies, but women sort of force that hand and take lying to a whole new hypergamous level.
 

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my favorite are the whales who describe themselves as "average body type" when they are clearly not, although whales are getting to be the average body type so maybe thats not a lie.
 

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They also lie commonly about their education and profession. Met a girl Sunday whose profile stated she had a masters degree.. only to have her tell me she is now just applying for grad school. Met another recently who was an "Office Manager" but all she does is work out of her home doing paperwork for some crappy business her and her ex had (them being the only two employees!). Meeting these women often uncovers multiple embellishments, usually combined with old pictures. I've had about five dates from pof this month and everyone was a let down for one of the above reasons. Just a total waste of time and money.
 

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You mean you finally figured that out?

That is why I say online dating is a hit and miss and shouldn't be taken seriously, or you shouldn't invest too much time in into it.

But then you have guys who like to spam all the women with unfunny copy and paste messages and hoping for all their messages to be returned from them thinking that these chicks are some big prize to be won. I even see people writing super long posts on here telling guys what to write and say to them. A waste of time when you think about it. Spending hours and hours on low quality women who get more messages from tons of other guys who are probably lying about themselves.

You can lose a lot of hours on there and have nothing to show for it. Spending hours writing to ugly low quality women, who lie about who they are, and what they actually look like, when you can meet better women offline, and get better results.

online dating should be used as a tool to get extra women but the quality of women on there isn't the best, and why would you put any effort into them, when you can get better quailty somewhere else?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I once gamed this girl who claimed she was 25 and when I got her naked she had stretchmarks everywhere and it turns out she was really 35 and looked 25. By the time I got her naked I was way beyond caring about how old she really was in any case.
 

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Alvafe said:
I think I read this over the internet one time as a joke, men love what they see, woman like what they heard, that is why woman use makeup and men lie.

and make ups are like a lie, remember DR. House everyone lies :)
God Damn this is so true. Guys, the way to a woman's poon is to lie audibly. It's FORCED me to to become a total muther fvckin liar to women in person, cause, well, they love it. They love lies. It's come to this, unfortunately, after all of my young life, my 20s wasted being truthful (because that's how I was Raised to be). In my 29-turning-30 time period in my life, when I mega-fell for a oneitis, under her spell, she taught me, unconsciously, to lie to her, and thereby, all other women. It's the modus operandi. You must get with the program or get left in the wind, swirlin around in your truthfulness, nothing and alone, just you and your d!ck to jagg-off.

They ignore you if you don't constantly fvck em over. If you're nothing but good to them, truthful to them, then they pet you on the head "how sweet..." and go and fvck another guy who's lying to her 24/7.
 

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Stagger Lee said:
Men lie because that's what women force men to do and oftentimes want men to tell them pretty lies. Women generally don't want real and honesty.

Women lie to be even bigger super-hypergamous slvts than they normally are.

Of course everyone lies, but women sort of force that hand and take lying to a whole new hypergamous level.
Nailed it.
 
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