"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Women... geez ache kripes....

Ridingthelightning

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Let me tell you about women. They're Satan's spawn. Who ate the apple first? Huh, huh?!? Yeah, a woman, thats right.
I am pissed as if you couldn't tell. My recent on and off ex-girlfriend of roughly 3 years tells me she's over it... Which means to me that she wants to move on... Oh wait but let me look at the ******** dictionary.... Ah, yes! here it is. I'm over it means I'm doing my best to get the upper hand. It sucks. Really it does. 3 long years of stuff - good and bad. I'm pissed at her and myself for our actions. 2 weeks ago she was hysterical on the phone saying I never loved her, blah blah blah.... And now she's over that, but still wants to be with me. For the last 3 years she has always told me, usually just out of the blue that she wants to be with me and only me sexually... We had a fight and I refused to let her get to me. She went back home from college (where I go as well) for a few days before her last final, and did whatever. I went around, hung out with friends, did whatever I wanted, started the process of getting over it, and actually got a phone number, which never went anywhere but hey its a start.
Magically she is now able to move on with her life. In the words of Lil' John "WHAT!?!" She came back and we didn't talk for a few days but then she came to me and said "We're cool". I said nope, no we're not. Few minutes later another fight ensues. Things were talked out and sides were taken into view.
But! Here is what really gets me... We've fooled around a lot, but never actually had sex, although I'm pretty sure she would be kinky in the stinky if you know what I mean. The other night (of the fight) it somehow came up and she flat out told me she would have sex with any guy, as long as it would feel good.
Schmack schmack! :down: !ANNGH! Wrong thing to say biatch! So... you know what I did? Played it off cool, got a ******* and came in her mouth. HA HA! She hated it when I did that!
She went home yesterday and I'll go sometime before my summer classes start, and if and when she calls me I'm going to show her that its always all about her and she can kiss my A doubel S goodbye...:cuss:
This is just like the movie High Fidelity, although we're not gonna be dancing to Jack Black singing Marvin Gaye covers.
Geez I'm mad as hell. :cuss:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I think you have some, ehm, issues. This female has clearly gotten underneath your skin. I recommend a total detox of the lady in question. Cleanse yourself of her, find another women. You should probably have done this at the FIRST sign of her giving you lip.

My favourite answer to a lady who is giving ME lip: "shut your beak, woman". Or threaten to spank her if she misbehaves again. Either way, you need to calm down.
 

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Take a few days to cool off. Your supposed to be a man, keep your emotions in check, getting angry at a hor for being a hor is retarded.
 

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on and off for 3 years! when you broke up the first time you should never have taken her back. Look whats happened now because you did! Learn
 

spider_007

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Originally posted by Ridingthelightning
Schmack schmack! :down: !ANNGH! Wrong thing to say biatch! So... you know what I did? Played it off cool, got a ******* and came in her mouth. HA HA! She hated it when I did that!
:crackup: nice one:crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ridingthelightning

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Like normally theres a story behind the story. I pretty much agree with everyone here. I met her when she was shy, completely innocent, did nothing in the world except what her parents told her too. Then I come along and show her the world...
Funny, it was, as the common term around here, my first DJ experience, but I hadn't found this site yet. She did anything and everything I asked or told her to do.
I'm really angry and bitter about some things, as you can read from my original post. It all boils down to me willing to put up with any more of her mood swing, I wanna fly by the seat of my pants, do everything and nothing all at the same time, have everyone in the world think i'm great with nothing to show attitude.
 

penkitten

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not all women are horrible, i mean come on, you have a mother right?

however, feel free to rant.
 
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