Women at malls

[everywomanshero]

Here is a few things I've noticed about women at malls:

key on wrist or belt = mall worker

single girl in food court = mall worker

black eyes = nose job not an abusive bf

the shoe dept of upscale stores usually has women, so I always check this area twice before leaving.

outside the mall, bus stops are good places to find black/hispanic women. White women I mostly find smoking by the entrances, but I don't want to talk to a human ashtray except for practice.

Bookstores are usually dead or nearly dead.

Feel free to add your own observations.

 

[Egoist]

outside the mall, bus stops are good places to find black/hispanic women.

i dont know why but this made me giggle...

all i can really tell ya is: upscale malls and stores = upscale chicks, ghetto malls and stores = ghetto chicks.

Chicks that are on breaks are pretty easy to pick up. They usually have like 10-30 minutes to chill and nothing to do.

 

[Cruise]

Young chicks with a bunch of friends on a weekday = Window shoppers

Young lads with a bunch of friends on a weekday = F-Close shoppers

Chicks that smile when you walk into their store/department = 50% interest, 50% work.

Chicks that walk away from you when you enter their store/department = 50% shy/intimidated, 50% repulsion

Security guards are either short and stubby guys, or overly tall, butch women.