Women are so deluded

[Bingo-Player]

thought i may aswell post this on here for some midweek comedy

conversation with some random chick on tinder yesterday, profile says shes 21 .......i have to admit shes hot probably somewhere between a 7 & 8 so i want to dig a little deeper

( no woman ever seems to message first on there these days so i use a standard rinse repeat opener on all of them)

Bingo – hey so you wanna talk to me or just keep creeping on my pictures

Chick – ohhh thats rudeee (at first i assume this is an entry level sh1test)

Bingo – do you have a sense of humour under all that makeup ?

Chick- yes, but you sound desperate

( i had to pause here to figure out what her angle was , it takes me about 10 mins to realise there is no angle shes just in la la land)

Bingo – you do realise were on tinder not a Disney movie don’t you ?

Chick- yes but you shouldn’t be so to the point , you never know who you could meet on here i could of been the one

I have to unmatch her at this point because i struggle to respect women at the best of times and this girl isn’t helping the cause
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so ok to summarize i don’t expect much out of tinder i use it primarily when i am bored or stuck somewhere like on a train

But my god talk about turning some fun banter/conversation into a laborious and awkward situation lmao

sometimes i wonder if it would be easier to bang my head against a brick wall

 

[RangerMIke]

A woman with no sence of humor is a deal breaker.

 

[CuddleJunkie]

hahaha, you lost your chance to get the one mate. You ****ed up, now you'll regret this forever.

 

[Yewki]

Bingo – hey so you wanna talk to me or just keep creeping on my pictures

Chick – ohhh thats rudeee (at first i assume this is an entry level sh1test)

Bingo – do you have a sense of humour under all that makeup ?

Uhh... I don't get it. Sh*t test or not, your response here was bad.

 

[Konada]

thought i may aswell post this on here for some midweek comedy

conversation with some random chick on tinder yesterday, profile says shes 21 .......i have to admit shes hot probably somewhere between a 7 & 8 so i want to dig a little deeper

( no woman ever seems to message first on there these days so i use a standard rinse repeat opener on all of them)

Bingo – hey so you wanna talk to me or just keep creeping on my pictures

Chick – ohhh thats rudeee (at first i assume this is an entry level sh1test)

Bingo – do you have a sense of humour under all that makeup ?

Chick- yes, but you sound desperate

( i had to pause here to figure out what her angle was , it takes me about 10 mins to realise there is no angle shes just in la la land)

Bingo – you do realise were on tinder not a Disney movie don’t you ?

Chick- yes but you shouldn’t be so to the point , you never know who you could meet on here i could of been the one

I have to unmatch her at this point because i struggle to respect women at the best of times and this girl isn’t helping the cause
.............................................................................
so ok to summarize i don’t expect much out of tinder i use it primarily when i am bored or stuck somewhere like on a train

But my god talk about turning some fun banter/conversation into a laborious and awkward situation lmao

sometimes i wonder if it would be easier to bang my head against a brick wall

Have to agree, you derailed the entire conversation completely with that reply. Sh!t test or not, amuse yourself when texting broads on tinder. Agree and amplify never fails and also shows you don't take everything so seriously.

She was just playing along until you sounded butthurt asking her if she has any humor.

Personally, I would have went with "Totally agree. Creeping people photos AND waiting them to initiate is rudeee. So how's tinder treating you so far?"

Play along, steer the conversation to a meetup. You are there to fvck broads, not enter a e-p3nis contest.

 

[No.Danny]

Waaaah I got rejected by a woman who probably doesn't find me attractive. Waaaaah how dare she I'm great. Waaaah women are so deluded.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Its a sl

Uhh... I don't get it. Sh*t test or not, your response here was bad.

Its a slickly designed neg intended to bring her down some.

 

[SeymourCake]

The person who feels to one extreme of emotions is deluded.
The person who thinks to one extreme of logic is also deluded.

The person who can bring these two polar opposites together and have the two in harmony is the one who has transcends beyond delusion.

 

[G_Govan]

Honestly, I think she got defensive with your "negs."

It's tough sometimes for people to interpret humor/sarcasm over text. Especially from someone they've never met. They can't hear the tone of your voice or see body language. Hell I've taken things the wrong way over text before.

I know it's popular to neg pretty women but personally I think there's a time/place for it, it should never be a routine or strategy. I do it when it feels right without thinking about it consciously.