"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women are on a RAMPAGE !

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http://www.scoopwhoop.com/news/insta-photo/

Not sure if some of you are following this story but in summary she posts a picture of her self in her PERIOD BLOOD on Instagram and they deleted it - so she went on a feminist rant and it's catching wave.
The rise of social media is making protests like this gain ground very easily. Occasionally , I browse Twitter trending topics to keep up with the world and you will be AMAZED at how many of these women are catching on. Some don't even shave their ****ing legs anymore :nervous:

Most women are not smart , they are patient
Men are smart but most are not patient.
Looks like these women are growing in size and will end up marrying betas ; brainwash them into backing these crazy ideas. Thus, future boys and girls will be raised with the same mentality.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Those pictures were so fvcking disgusting. These feminazi b!tches are out of control. Holy cr@p.
 

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Further proof that these feminazis want to make men accept the worst of women from sh!tty behavior to disgusting biological fluids. That's why we have all these slvt walks and "fat acceptance".

Their main goal is to neuter and turn all men into toothless cowards afraid to criticize any woman.
 

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wow, makes me sick. So I take it she would love it if I posted a picture of my diarrhea covered boxers. No?
 

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I know this one obese woman who posts pics of fat chicks in bikinis saying that she feels "empowered" by them. She got tons of likes for it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fūcking annoying, let me take a picture covered in gallons of semen & scream it's natural.

The damn photo was taken down cause' it was fūcking nasty, but sure enough, all a woman has to do is scream: FEMINISM! MISOGYNY! DISCRIMINATION! and she gets her way.

-sigh-
 

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SmooveMooves said:
Fūcking annoying, let me take a picture covered in gallons of semen & scream it's natural.

The damn photo was taken down cause' it was fūcking nasty, but sure enough, all a woman has to do is scream: FEMINISM! MISOGYNY! DISCRIMINATION! and she gets her way.

-sigh-
If a man posted a picture of his legs covered in semen, the feminazis would scream outrage. They would say that they are being "oppressed" by such a picture existing. The feminized platforms like Instagram wouldn't waste a second in deleting that picture.
 

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I can already see the movie about this FEMZILLA Wait.....I'm seeing into the future............I just envisioned the whole thing.

The movie is a very long, boring, drawn out 2+ hours that is mostly nothing but talking. There will be a halfassed environmental message thrown in.

The trailers promise Bryan Cranston to be the main hero......why?.....because Breaking Bad, but his character dies off within 35 minutes. There's also a lifeless female supporting character who I'd swear to God is a mannequin.

Lastly the climax (no not that kind of climax) Femzilla herself. She's on screen for roughly 15 minutes, and she's poorly CG'd. The only positive thing people will say about this drek is that it was better than the 1998 Femzilla with Ferris Bueller on it.

Look forward to atleast two more Femzilla sequels.
 

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skinnyguy said:
I know this one obese woman who posts pics of fat chicks in bikinis saying that she feels "empowered" by them. She got tons of likes for it.
LOL next time you see a chick post something like that you should comment saying.

"I'm pretty sure the empowerment your feeling is just those fat girls gravitational pull."
 

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Don't bother,they're not even worthy of our attention.If a
woman doesn't respect herself...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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UGH, use a tampon you motherfvcker.

Offtopic: Is sosuave an Indian forum? Just curious.
 
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