"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Women and their Professions

mv.89

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So they say men lie on the dating websites. Let me shed some light on how deceptive these chicks are listing their professions

Single mom- I can't find a job and I got the baby father paying for them bills but I made this dating profile to find a better suitor to pay for them bills.

Chef- she frikking makes the salad on the table when you are at a restaurant.

Fashion specialist- she waits outside the changing room and sometimes suggests others if the clothes "look good on them or if they need a bigger/smaller size".

Interior Decorator- she was once allowed by her manager to decorate the store for Christmas.

Human Resources - lol this one is fun - she is a receptionist, that the human resources department hired just for that department.

Customer Service Representative for XYZ- she stands behind the counter at the store smiling and waiting for people to come to her.

Owner/Operates a business- She once bought an AVON agency to sell cosmetics to other women.

Manager- She works night shifts and she is alone at that time hence she thinks managing everything herself makes her the manager lol

Now I ain't saying that all women lie but this is what I have learned thus far. Some women I met were actually in good positions like Foreign affairs , Public works and

all but the way information has been presented isn't always the true description.

So next time ask "what exactly is it you do at your job ?:crackup: lol

Add to this, if you guys have some examples.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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TheException

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mv.89 said:
Add to this, if you guys have some examples.
mv.89 once said he uses online dating - I like chicks with d1cks so I sign up for the MVP tranny packages.
 

mv.89

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TheException said:
mv.89 once said he uses online dating - I like chicks with d1cks so I sign up for the MVP tranny packages.
What?! lol
 

mv.89

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oh okay lol

Bro i've learned from you guys to use whatever resources are available and

the area I live in is of an extremely small community , closest town to where I

live is 21 kms away. So I try to get girls online and meet em there and I share

my experience here.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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