Women and The Ravages of Time

[Desdinova]

I've got a bit of a story to tell you guys.

Around ten years ago, I graduated. I was a couple of years late graduating, but that's another story. Anyway, the girl whom I thought was my soulmate had dumped me and was fvcking some other guy. I was working at trying to find myself another woman to date, but things had been somewhat hopeless. Since I no longer had a date for graduation, I went alone. Grad pretty much sucked, but I was pursuing a girl for the entire night. This was the point where I was scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Of course, like any AFC, I followed her around the entire night. She had an okay body, but her face wasn't all that great. Still, she was better than nothing. I was fvckin wasted, and I think I even danced with her. I seem to recall her looking at everyone else except for me.

Anyway, I kept pushing and pushing for the phone number, and after stalling and hesitating a few times, she finally gave it to me. I still have the scrap of paper she wrote her number down on.

The next morning, I woke up sober. I pulled out that piece of paper she wrote her number on, and looked at it for a while. I realized that this chick really wasn't all that interested in me. I looked at the number again angrily, put it away, and decided to never phone her. I had, in fact, been rejected.

Now, fast forward ten years later, today to be exact. I was doing some running around, and decided to stop at a fast food joint to get a bite to eat. Standing behind the counter, dressed in what looked like a manager's uniform was this girl who rejected me ten years ago. I have a feeling she recognized me because she seemed to perk up at the sight of me. I pretended that I didn't know her and placed my order. However, I took a good look at her face. My fvcking lord, she had a BEARD!!!! Holy christ, Jesus would love facial hair like that! I just had to smile . She had what would be a deal breaker for any guy - a beard that teenagers would only dream of having.

Sometimes you don't need revenge. Sometimes mother nature takes care of that for you :cheer:

 

[MacAvoy]

Ha Ha too frickin funny. Good ole karma but I love it when its funny as hell. Its amazing how much power we have, if only we didn't squander it away ...

 

[penkitten]

she really had a beard?

 

[joekerr31]

i'm constantly blown away by people who i knew in highschool or college who were the center of attention, who today are just another face in the crowd.

im also constantly surprised by folks who use to just be another face in the crowd, who as they got older became the envy of others.

its so very very true. there's highschool. then university (for some). then the REAL test begins.

i absolutely love seeing folks who weren't at the top of their game in their youth (for all kinds of reasons, genetics, poor raising, etc.) - but who eventually as an adult seize control of their life and just kick major *ss.

i truly believe, and i swear by this on all that i hold sacred, there are two kinds of people in this world. those who are falling apart and those who are building a empire. some people find themselves and build on it, and others lose themselves and continue doing so.

some look forward to every new day as they build more and more positively on their life and others look back wondering why life was better yesturday and always wishing they could have their glory days back.

 

[DoubleA]

joekerr31,

I agree. Poetic justice is the shizznit.

 

[rakishness]

HAHAHAHAAH. I love it. I always try to remind guys in college to be patient. The fratboys and the jocks will be the top dogs the hottest girls will go after them. BUT once college is over YOUR stock will rise and rise and her will FALL badly.

 

[KarmaSutra]

When I was in the sixth grade I had a big dog crush on Cindy Cole. She had the longest,blackest hair I had ever seen and I was completely smitten with her. I even competed in a spelling bee just to sit next to her (I suppose that's why I'm such a stickler for grammar?). I did every-fvcking-AFC thing I could think of, alas though, to no avail. The b!tch wouldn't even blow a snot rocket my way .

Cut to:

Summer of 1991. I move back to Florida after graduating HS and buy my first house. Once I settle I get a bug up my ass to see how she is. She lives in Tampa and ,lo and behold, it has her address. I fire up the ride and head that way. Ancy and my tummy is queezy but I persevere and get to the address.

I wait for about thirty minutes and get up some nerve and go knock on the door.

Knock, knock. The door creeks open and peering out from behind the screen is the same beautiful face and hair I had known in my pre-pubic hair youth. Only 50 times as wide.
To say I was stunned is an understatement. I was flabbergasted and speechless. My tongue felt as if it had been stung by a hundred yellowjackets. It was numb in my mouth. After what seemed a fvckin' eternity of staring at each other the only thing I could fluster out of my pie hole was: " Yes maam, I'm a Jehovahs witness and was wonderi . . .."

She told me to fvck off and slammed the door in my face. I was relieved and hurt at the same time but smiled all the way back home.

That ,friends, is sweet justice.

 

[Desdinova]

she really had a beard?

Yeah, I couldn't believe it either. It was a very blonde beard, but it was VERY obviously there. Most women get facial hair when they hit menopause. Either she hit menopause before she turned 27, or she's just really unlucky.

I can't understand why a woman her age would do something about facial hair. She MUST look in the mirror at least once a day and see it!

 

[Bonhomme]

Ha! My las high school reunion had a few surprises. Some of the more popular ones in HS didn't look so great. But one gal who was above average looking, but nobody's choice for homecoming queen in HS was hot beyond belief. At first I thought she was somebody's much younger girlfriend. But her personality wasn't very winning. Oh, well.

 

[DJDamage]

Speaking of ravages of time, I am noticing more and more how some women are not aging well. Looking at some women I knew, I remember how good they looked in their early 20's and looking at them now (mid-late 20's) as if I am looking at a totaly different women.

 

[Deep Dish]

When I was in the sixth grade I had a big dog crush on Cindy Cole. She had the longest,blackest hair I had ever seen and I was completely smitten with her. I even competed in a spelling bee just to sit next to her (I suppose that's why I'm such a stickler for grammar?). I did every-fvcking-AFC thing I could think of, alas though, to no avail. The b!tch wouldn't even blow a snot rocket my way .

Cut to:

Summer of 1991. I move back to Florida after graduating HS and buy my first house. Once I settle I get a bug up my ass to see how she is. She lives in Tampa and ,lo and behold, it has her address. I fire up the ride and head that way. Ancy and my tummy is queezy but I persevere and get to the address.

I wait for about thirty minutes and get up some nerve and go knock on the door.

Knock, knock. The door creeks open and peering out from behind the screen is the same beautiful face and hair I had known in my pre-pubic hair youth. Only 50 times as wide.
To say I was stunned is an understatement. I was flabbergasted and speechless. My tongue felt as if it had been stung by a hundred yellowjackets. It was numb in my mouth. After what seemed a fvckin' eternity of staring at each other the only thing I could fluster out of my pie hole was: "Yes maam, I'm a Jehovahs witness and was wonderi . . .."

She told me to fvck off and slammed the door in my face. I was relieved and hurt at the same time but smiled all the way back home.

That ,friends, is sweet justice.

You rock. :crackup:

You owe me some sake but I think I now owe you some spicy tuna.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Speaking of ravages of time, I am noticing more and more how some women are not aging well.

I agree. The obesity epidemic does not help. People just keep getting fatter and fatter.

 

[logicallefty]

I scored fairly low on my ACT test in high school because I didn't give a crap at the time. This guy that I didn't get along with, found out and was telling everybody how "A monkey scored better on their ACT test than I did".

Well, we've been out of HS 14 years now. A buddy of mine ran into him just a few months ago and the guy had the balls to make some comment about his friend "Monkey Boy" (refering to me).. I told my friend next time you see this idiot, remind him that he is 32 and working as a parts guy at Auto Zone, and Monkey Boy isn't! ;-)

 

[insanity]

yes, time and karma has it's way with the young individuals who were the kings and queens of the castle. as much as i hate watching somebody suffer. these people get what they naturally deserve. for years they make fun of the so-called small and weak. there highschool celebrity status is worshipped by the wanna-bes only for them to taste the spit of these people.

i was fortunate enough to be hanging with the bad crowd, so we never got messed with, but i always crossed the line when these preppy people picked on somebody that wasn't up to their standards. but we all know that the preps were heavily guarded by the teachers and principles and i was always guarenteed suspension.

fast forward to now. a couple of months ago i was in the bar with a friend of mine who is in the military. our table had a mixed crew of solidier boys and sexy female groupies.(i know it sounds bizarre.) all of a sudden, i heard a guy say hey jonny, whats going on and it was three preppy guys from my highschool era. they must have taking notice that there was alot of good looking girls at our table and wanted to feed off us. i was nice and shot the sh@t with them and then when they got ready to sit down, i said it was nice seeing ya's. i was basically saying good-bye. they didn't get the picture until one of my bigger friends took off one of the guys hats and threw it on the dance floor....they got the hint. when they left one of the girls said who were those losers. i was easy going and nice to them, but the lives they made fun of back in highschool probably haunt those who can't forget the past. karma is now in effect.

i know it sounds like i'm acting like they did in highschool. but say if they had the same lifestyle after highschool would have they really changed. now that they are in the world....it's not so quite inviting.

 

[insanity]

not only are the preppy people getting the effects of karma...the tough bullies recieve the same fate. i had a really good friend, who was constantly bullied by alot of the tough guys in my hometown. he got bullied so much that he left highschool and relocated to far off city. back then he was no match for any of these guys. fast forward to 5 years later after learning how to box. he came back in town and he looked me up. as we were driving down the street.. traffic was backed up and in front of us was one of the bullies with his girlfriend that picked on him. he got out of his car and knocked on this guys window and told him to get out or he was hauling him out. the guy was petrified with fear. the guy was literally crying saying he was just joking around back then. my friend walked back to the car and felt vindicated. he wasn't done though. he basically had a list of the people who had tourtured him and he was back in town to get them.(also a week later, the girl who seen how her boyfriend was crying in fear, dumped him.)

that week i have never seen a man with such anger, looking for the taste of revenge. he did the list and some of the guys were afraid of him and he let them walk. others fought back only to get pulverized by his boxing skills.
i asked him, after it all, was it worth it and he said all the wounds he endured through the years are now healed.

that was crazy

 

[Freddy1]

All AWESOME posts guys!!!

I remember this girl who was a real beauty queen.
I seen her this year in my old neighbourhood. She became a real gigantic fat slob. The way her face looked was like it was going to explode. Unbeliviable.

Nature and time has a way of getting back.

 

[Freddy1]

Quote:
Originally Posted by DJDamage
Speaking of ravages of time, I am noticing more and more how some women are not aging well.

I agree. The obesity epidemic does not help. People just keep getting fatter and fatter.

Yeah tell me about it guys.
It seems once these women get married they lose it all.
Its funny how they treated people so badly and now they are getting a taste of their own medicine.

 

[JesterX]

of course there are as many people who stay good looking and have fulfilling lives no matter what they did in high school and what not.

 

[KarmaSutra]

of course there are as many people who stay good looking and have fulfilling lives no matter what they did in high school and what not.

What terrific and exciting insight you have! Please tell us more Mr. Professor

 

[insanity]

i'm sure there are a few who people who slip through the cracks but there are those who can't escape the glory years. take the jocks who were suppose to make the nhl or mlb. this guys bagged more beauty queens with little effort while sneering at the 8's and 7's. years after highschool when they get out in the real world and you see a crew of these guys at the local pub they always talk of how much they miss highschool because basically back then, they were somebody.

then you see the teen queens of yesteryears, how they laughed and snickered at the geek and made fun of how other girls dressed. these girls too will be at the same local pub where time has eaten away there beauty. they too talk about the glory years of ruling highschool. then they the next day they have to wake up and bag your groceries.

these people will forever remain in their glory years.