Women and Horses

[Brian McGee]

Can someone give me a psychological breakdown of why women love horses so much? Most of them have zero knowledge of horses and yet they all want one.

Please disregard the 'they want one because everybody else wants one' theory, that obviously has some impact but the chain has to start somewhere. I'm assuming the fairytale DJ riding upon his horse to save the helpless princess stories that they are bombarded with throughout childhood has a very large impact.

 

[Holland]

Watch how they ride that horse!
I'll bet a 100$ that most of these chicks get all turned on from rubbing their **** against the front of that saddle.

 

[Nighthawk]

A huge great beautiful beast between their legs, that does as they tell them, but is a little bit dangerous too.

Also, they don't want a horse. They want a PONEEEEYYY!

 

[Vulpine]

Many women break their hymen in the saddle. And, many initially have orgasms riding... the cadence and stimulation gets them off. But over time the brain, just like with any other stimulus, begins to "ignore" the frequent and intense input. The result? Virtually non-orgasmic women. The brain, after so much "overly instense" input "detaches" from the ****oris. In order to feel input, horse-riding women need to nearly be punched in the cl!t... anything else isn't nearly intense enough, and thus ignored by the brain.

The same "women's logic" is behind vibrator and dildo purchases: why have occasional sexual stimulation when you can have it all the time, any time? Soon, the woman is dependant on the vibrator to achieve orgasm because they have trained their brain/body to require the 10,000 rpm vibrations or the 4" diameter jelly schlong....

...or, the kick-in-the-crotch intensity of bouncing around in the saddle.

Women just go with what feels good without any regard to the consequences in many, many facets of their lives.

To me, horses are to a women what banisters, motorcycles, and pulsating hand-held shower heads are: dildos.

 

[backbreaker]

because they are horses. their beautiful animals, and it's not just women.

I said it in an earlier post, but one of the if not the ibggest hidden gem in the places of picking up women is a race track EARLY in the morning.. even later in the day isn't bad, but alot of cute/ hot women work on the backstretch of horse tracks.

 

[penkitten]

is it the same reason that men love motorcycles?
is really a big strong beast between their legs?
oh come on ...
perhaps horse back and motor cycle riding are fun, adventurous and make you feel free of restraints ...