Women and Birkenstock sandals

[051AV]

I know its an odd topic, its summer time women are wearing sandals and ugh flip flops, I've noticed women are wearing birks namely the "gizeh" become more prevalent. My ex wears them the pair at the time she had were the most ripe pairs of foot wear she owned the smell of malt vinegar was strong. She said she knows they smell very good but they are comfy she wore them a lot.

Today when I see women wearing birks that vinegar smell appears in my nose from out of no where. You want your girlfriend/wifes feet to stink get her a pair of birks, they are a lot better for their feet than flip flops that I think are disgusting.

Ya I'm a guy with a bit of a foot fetish I do look to see what women are wearing.

 

[Desdinova]

You want your girlfriend/wifes feet to stink get her a pair of birks

My fvcking ex-wife used to wear birks. She refused to get rid of them regardless of how bad they smelled of roadkill topped with parmesan cheese.

She came home one hot day, wearing her birks and had just finished eating a garlic-filled lunch. She tried to kiss me and I couldn't fvcking do it. She smelled so goddam disgusting. She left all pissed off. About half an hour later, she phoned me and asked why I wouldn't kiss her. I told her she stunk like feet and garlic. Then she starts fvcking crying.

She never threw out those goddam shoes.

 

[051AV]

My fvcking ex-wife used to wear birks. She refused to get rid of them regardless of how bad they smelled of roadkill topped with parmesan cheese.

She came home one hot day, wearing her birks and had just finished eating a garlic-filled lunch. She tried to kiss me and I couldn't fvcking do it. She smelled so goddam disgusting. She left all pissed off. About half an hour later, she phoned me and asked why I wouldn't kiss her. I told her she stunk like feet and garlic. Then she starts fvcking crying.

She never threw out those goddam shoes.

The ex threw hers out because she wore them right till they were thread bare, hell she even had a shoe repair shop resole them. I said to her chuck them out get a new pair she's like nooo you never throw out a broke in pair of birks they are so comfy, after we split up she bought a new pair of birks. Funny thing she would be all day in shoes and socks peal them off say feet breath and put on her birks uh that's not helping the foot odor the birks make your feet stink worse than the shoes and socks.

 

[BeExcellent]

I'm a chick & I think Birkenstocks are the ugliest foot wear ever created. I've never owned a pair, never will and stinky feet smell grosses me out.

There are so many more attractive styles that are comfortable. Birks are more a style statement.

So it's thumbs down on them from the old lady.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Paging @backbreaker ....

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Birks and Crocs are a girl's way of saying, "F you world, I can purposely look and smell ugly and betas will still follow me around!"

 

[Konada]

I misread it as vagina smell. And then I read it again. Poor me.

 

[051AV]

Had a woman standing beside me today in a line must have been 50 I'm guessing, she wasn't ugly by any means she was bangable milf. She was wearing a pair of broke in gizeh's the smell of malt vinegar would have been strong luckily there was a breeze blowing lol.

Women wearing crocs that's disgusting, flip flops are not much better, I know with my ex foot comfort is important to her, she knew her birks stunk to high heaven but they felt so good on her feet, she would get out of the shower and put on her birks. She claimed she inherited the stinky feet gene from her dad who she venomously hated. The meds she was on didn't help her body odor, she had a funny smell to her I know it was from the meds.

 

[backbreaker]

women with sweety feet gets my **** rock hard lol


you know i read a lot. about 10 years ago i read some random ass romance novel where this woman was talking about how she wore berkenstocks around this dude and i always imagineed they were basically wedges like this https://www.jcpenney.com/p/style-ch...673128774-sku^05762520190@ADL10BMC-adType^PLA



but then i learned that berckenstocks are what the hippie in 6th grade wore everyday i w;ould legit kill my wife if she brought home a peir of these.



if i'm up early enough in the morning when my wife comes in from running she will wait to take a shower and let me rub her sweaty feet lol

 

[Julian]

First off they sre ugly af. Disgusting hippy shoes. My ex commented, oh i need some new birks, i said if u get those u gonna need a new boyfriend. She never bought them

 

[051AV]

First off they sre ugly af. Disgusting hippy shoes. My ex commented, oh i need some new birks, i said if u get those u gonna need a new boyfriend. She never bought them

My ex like them because they were "comfy" boy did they stink, she would slip off sweaty shoes and socks and slip her sweaty feet into birks which made her feet sweat, they were one hell of a bacteria trap. Today when I'm sitting at a table in a restaurant and there is a bottle of malt vinegar on the table it reminds me of her damn birks lol