"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women Already Have Pussies

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sandow

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If you want to get the chick, you've gotta be a dyck.
 

JLW

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I hear this **** all the time and a bunch of AFC's misinterpret it and actually end up being total egotistical idiots.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Razor Sharp

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falconslax89 said:
for what? that was stupid...

could you please elaborate on the difference
A lot of guys get it twisted - and take "being a dîck" figuratively. (being rude, cruel or lewd) But that's not what I'm talking about.

My reference is more towards the literal function of a dîck. What do dîcks do? They get hard and penetrate. Our approach needs to maintain that spirit.

Too many dudes nowadays play the game defensively with the opinion opening, canned routines, permission seeking, etcetera. This coquette style of gaming is best suited towards women, who are constantly having to deal with the advances of men, all day every day. It really does not fit in with our intended function as men, and honestly reeks of PÜSSY

What does a dîck have as his closest companions?

His BALLS. They pump the whole body with testosterone which gives a man the will to break defenses and generally do what he pleases. They are external, hanging outside the body for all the world to see. This is very much in alignment with the energy behind our roles in the game.

Women's gonads (ovaries for you dumbasses) are hidden deep in their nether regions. This is why they internalize and build so many emotions about getting turned out, their sexuality by definition is tucked away in an inner sanctum. It is only natural for them to defend it with bîtch shields and shît tests. They give resistance to see how hard you will get, and just how much you can penetrate, in a metaphorical sense.

The last thing they want is a "sensitive" man who always respects their every last wish, who doesn't challenge them, or get a little aggressive to dominate and get them down with the program. Classic case of püssy meets püssy

(why the FÜCK cant I curse properly here???)

Anyways onto the asshøle. There is a fine line between dîck and asshøle. They live right next door to each other, so again many guys will run the opposite direction of püssy so far that they end up there.

The asshøle spews waste and filth, everything that the body has rejected. Instead of penetrating it just craps on people. Thinking that rudeness and treating women poorly will get you results is the asshøle talking, and yes it can get you results - but they are usually shîtty.

And that's the majority of what I see out there, and on this forum. Armies of pussies as far as they eye can see, with quite a few asshøles who think that being cynical equals being enlightened. The genuine dîcks are a dying breed, which is great for us who still have a pair (less competition) - but it does make me concerned when I see how pervasive these misleading paradigms are in today's youth.

I hope that answers your query
 
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Razor Sharp said:
A lot of guys get it twisted - and take "being a dîck" figuratively. (being rude, cruel or lewd) But that's not what I'm talking about.

My reference is more towards the literal function of a dîck. What do dîcks do? They get hard and penetrate. Our approach needs to maintain that spirit.

Too many dudes nowadays play the game defensively with the opinion opening, canned routines, permission seeking, etcetera. This coquette style of gaming is best suited towards women, who are constantly having to deal with the advances of men, all day every day. It really does not fit in with our intended function as men, and honestly reeks of PÜSSY

What does a dîck have as his closest companions?

His BALLS. They pump the whole body with testosterone which gives a man the will to break defenses and generally do what he pleases. They are external, hanging outside the body for all the world to see. This is very much in alignment with the energy behind our roles in the game.

Women's gonads (ovaries for you dumbasses) are hidden deep in their nether regions. This is why they internalize and build so many emotions about getting turned out, their sexuality by definition is tucked away in an inner sanctum. It is only natural for them to defend it with bîtch shields and shît tests. They give resistance to see how hard you will get, and just how much you can penetrate, in a metaphorical sense.

The last thing they want is a "sensitive" man who always respects their every last wish, who doesn't challenge them, or get a little aggressive to dominate and get them down with the program. Classic case of püssy meets püssy

(why the FÜCK cant I curse properly here???)

Anyways onto the asshøle. There is a fine line between dîck and asshøle. They live right next door to each other, so again many guys will run the opposite direction of püssy so far that they end up there.

The asshøle spews waste and filth, everything that the body has rejected. Instead of penetrating it just craps on people. Thinking that rudeness and treating women poorly will get you results is the asshøle talking, and yes it can get you results - but they are usually shîtty.

And that's the majority of what I see out there, and on this forum. Armies of pussies as far as they eye can see, with quite a few asshøles who think that being cynical equals being enlightened. The genuine dîcks are a dying breed, which is great for us who still have a pair (less competition) - but it does make me concerned when I see how pervasive these misleading paradigms are in today's youth.

I hope that answers your query
Excellent analogy. I say leave the emotions for the women, they're better at it.
 

Night Owl

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They say 90% of men are AFC d!ckless wonders....

All that means is more pussies for me...
 
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