"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she blames obamacare :crackup: :crackup:

100 bucks the husband forgives this cvnt...insane women like this shouldn't be allowed to reproduce

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/20073992/2012/11/12/obamacare-dv-case

hey @brad80 or any attorneys reading this...if the man recovered and divorced this cvnt would he have grounds for sole custody of the child citing the wife as being batsh!t crazy?...I would surely hope so.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DV charges???? how about attempted murder? you drive a ton of metal at someone/over them, you dont do that to send a shot over their bows...mad woman
 
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betheman said:
DV charges???? how about attempted murder? you drive a ton of metal at someone/over them, you dont do that to send a shot over their bows...mad woman
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Its the pusssy pass in action.
 
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Police tell us there was no indication Holly Solomon was impaired by drugs or alcohol. She is apparently 6 months pregnant.
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B!tch probably used some man logic of what future her unborn baby has under the wealth redistributing "gimmiedats", a moment of clarity as they say when she realised what good an obamaphone is without an infrastructure to support it and it fried her hamster circuits.
 
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Holy ****. At least take responsibility...it was probably an accident....a really ****ing stupid accident.but when you them go and try to blame something else when the truth is plausible, that's when I'd begin to question motives.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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disgustipated said:
Holy ****. At least take responsibility...it was probably an accident....a really ****ing stupid accident.but when you them go and try to blame something else when the truth is plausible, that's when I'd begin to question motives.
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nope

'he was behind a lightpole...when he moved he got hit'

not an accident

not even close

this so called woman should have her head chopped off...she's utterly batsh!t

this is attempted murder like betheman said but in our faggotized society she'll likely get off...probably find a way to play the sympathy card

read the eye witness description

"Operator: "911 what's your emergency?

Caller: "This woman just ran down her husband or boyfriend or husband in the parking lot! She got out of the car and she was screaming at him, started driving circles around him and finally he started trying to get away and she ran into him."

Operator: "911 where is your emergency?"

Caller: "Yeah somebody just got rammed over here. The guy is on the ground right now and I can see the wife or girlfriend is on the phone right now."

Witnesses told police the husband was hiding behind a light pole, when he finally stepped out from behind it, he was hit.

Solomon told police she only meant to scare her husband and that she tried to hit the brakes not the gas."
 
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Holly Jesus, someone needs to put this woman in a cell.
 
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Dear Burroughs,
My 22 Year Old Youngest Lass is visiting,showed your article to her,she was quite moved........."Poor thing,he must have really upset her,hope she doesn't get Jail"....Why Dogs leave Home!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I wouldn't be surprised if she became a Tea Party Darling. After losing women so bad in the last election and losing the female and the young urban white male vote, she should be the poster child for Crazy Tea Party Ladies! Pitbull with LipStick You Betcha! ;)
 
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Ellen McVeigh or Timothy Degenerate.... Or Ellen "The Degenerate" McVeigh. :p
 
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And if she weren't married, she'd be out celebrating in the streets that obama won.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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scrouds said:
Its the pusssy pass in action.
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Right. If it was the guy who ran over his wife, what would the charge be?
 
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