Woman plans to marry her father after two years of dating

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

logicallefty

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Jan 20, 2015

I fooled around with my 4th cousin when I was 12. She was also 12. I grew up redneck as he|_|_, all the females my age in the area were relatives of mine of some kind.. So as a 12 year old male h0rny as sh|t I found the one who was furthest away in the bloodline. :crazy: Yeah I know......

But thinking about a dad and a daughter... No way in hell. Would jump off a cliff first.. That's just fvcking sick.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.