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Woman in Belgium banned from zoo for developing a relationship with a chimp

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Read how this woman describes her relationship with a chimp that she visits every week at a zoo. The absolute state of women hahaha. Imagine if a man said this .
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Humans are chimps are so closely related genetically that I wonder if a male human could successfully impregnate a female chimp.

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Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I thought the name of this game was all about having 'hot, sweaty monkey sex' o_O.....
 

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Why don’t you try the reverse and post a field report of how it went

No, it’s already over for Chimpcels
Humans are bigger than chimps. It's the reason that mules have an ass father and a horse mother.
 

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Read how this woman describes her relationship with a chimp that she visits every week at a zoo. The absolute state of women hahaha. Imagine if a man said this .
Actually this is progress. Chimps are closer to humans than cats.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Zoomogging is real. Don't let your date near the hippos either. Once she sees chadopattamus crush a watermelon with his chad jaws "it's over for you."
 

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Humans are chimps are so closely related genetically that I wonder if a male human could successfully impregnate a female chimp.

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No they cant Chimp and humans are genetically too far from each others.
 
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