"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woman has two live-in boyfriends raising her kid

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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5string

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And these idiots are raising a kid? She's a ho plain and simple.

The whole "relationship" is FUBAR!
 
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I don't know. Two guys and a kid? Really?

My take is the wh0re thinks she's playing them for fools, and they're a couple of homo pedos who are really interested in the kid. The tip off is how the article has to keep repeating that "Oh yeah, he's heterosexual. Did we mention that he's not homo. Or a pedo. Good."

Sorry guys, just how it looks when all the chatter ends, the wh0re hits the bars, and the guys close the door at night.
 
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What is telling to me is how emasculated you can tell the older guy feels. Clearly he is the b-tch in the relationship. The other guy is younger, better looking, a better lover, and makes more money. This guy is just a live-in nanny who gets the occasional sloppy seconds. Pathetic!
 
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my opinion? it's fvcking weird. all 3 of them are strange and i would point and laugh at any of them if i saw them out in public.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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