"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Woman gets rejected on fox news

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow.

I like the way he said no,then when she said "ok,you said it",he said,"I know,and I meant it". He shut her down,but WOW that's a beautiful woman.

I don't care what anybody else says,to me,that's a "10".
 
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It's a comedy news program. That's this guys act to deliver deadpan comedy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Damn fine woman, and would have been hilarious if it wasn't a comedy set-up.

Still, that's the attitude to take - you don't like her attitude now, you're not going to like it later.

EDIT: Actually, he broke eye-contact. And his voice quivered when she got 'upset'.
 
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