"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Woman breastfeeds kid while I'm trying to eat lunch

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So, I go to eat lunch today and sit down at a table after I've gotten my food. There are two women at the table directly across from me, both have kids that are old enough to run around and go play on the playground at the restaurant (McDonald's). There were no infants here mind you. Next thing I know one of the kids that has been running around on the playground, comes inside and sits on one of the ladies lap. That's when the sh!t gets weird. This woman whips out her tittie like she's working at a strip club and the kid goes to town.:eek: Not only do I have a mouth full of sandwhich and almost choke to death, but this woman doesn't even TRY to hide the fact that she whips out her tittie and they are not the kind I want to be looking at, trust me! My shock was that the child that was brest feeding was at least 3-4 years old. WTF??? This kid can walk/run around, play on the playground, talk, and she's still sucking on her moms tits???? I mean for God sakes if you're going to breast feed, PLEASE have some respect for others around you and at least TRY to hide it. I've never seen anything like this in my entire life. Not to mention the fact that these two ladies were telling nasty stories the whole time about VERY personal things that strangers like me don't want to hear. I seriously don't want to see a womans titties for the rest of my life. I wish I could unsee what I saw today.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Must have been a single mom. The dad isn't around to lead the child into the next stage of progression: drinking from a cup. I can't count how many single moms I've seen who let a child cling onto their old habits.

The dad needs to not only be the leader of the woman, but the leader of the family. He needs to prepare that child for adulthood. Kids who don't have their father are lost when it comes to absolutely everything.
 

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At that age, it's more about the mother's needs than the child's.... Feminist single mom
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Atom Smasher

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Just another ignorant woman. Imagine how she would castigate with indignation if ever anyone said something to her.

:crackup: I just read Slickster's post. Thanks for the chuckle.
 
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Makes me think of years ago when I was a waiter. I was going to my table when I noticed a gorgeous woman breastfeeding, perfect tits hanging out. I almost ran into a wall...

Welcome to feminism: anything naturally feminine is encouraged, while everything masculine is discouraged.

In evolutionary terms, women are wombs and nurturers, while men are providers and protectors. This still comes natural to all of us, yet the male's natural inclinations are no longer appreciated or wanted...at least not in public. Until a war breaks out - then we're right back to being cannon fodder.
 

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Not surprised. I don't know what it's like in your country but where I live, McDonalds tends to attracts a lot of lower life forms pretending to be humans...

Besides, why eat that garbage anyway? McDonalds is like a giant sewer where everybody is eating turds, only the turds have been enhanced with a lot of flavouring so people don't realize what they're eating.

Seriously, whenever I sit inside that place and see all those hopeless beings eating their poisonous sh!tburgers, I get depressed and feel like killing myself...
 

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Slickster said:
You should've slid your coffee cup over and asked for some cream.
:crackup: :crackup: Laughed so hard I about puked!!!!!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:



Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Slickster again.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Next time just stand next to her. When she looks at you, say "I got next after the lil guy!" But seriously, GTFOO McDonald's.
 
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