WINGMAN TALES!

[MVPlaya]

Best Wingman Maneuver You've Ever Seen

What's up guys,

I hear all these goddamn posts about "FR: How I F___-Closed This HB 10 and Her Identical Twin Sister While Blind-Folded and Stoned" but I hear none about how one of you guys took a hit for the team or how a friend of yours did and upped your game in the process.. I think the lonely player only has half the fun a full squad has. So guys, lets boast about our altruism and tell me one time you or your wingman pulled of a flying maneuver that had you jawstruck and cleared the landing pad so you could maneuver whatever hoe you were with.

 

[Eternal]

Nice idea. I'll start.

One of my friends and I were at the mall when I was still home, and we say two girls that showed interest. Problem: It was my turn to wing for him (he had done good earlier) and the "take down" target was...Well, Antartica's temperature is higher then her looks. The other girl was about a 7 in looks, 8 after we got to know her. We walked over, introduced ourselves, and started the talking. SFUG (Super F*ucking Ugly Girl) showed interest in me (yes, I know, I wanted to die) and HB7 was giving my friends more signs then a political campaign.
I started slowly moving away from my friend and SFUG was gliding along with me, unknowingly getting farther from her friend. All of a sudden, she looks over at her friend and notices she has interest in my friend. Her reply "why does you friend have to hit on my friend? He just wants looks. By the way, why are you keeping me away from MY friend?" Needless to say, all three of us (me, my friend, and HB7) looked at her like she had a rats head (although she would have looked better with one...) HB7 starts blushing while my friend looks like he wants to kill someone.
I look over at the SFUG and say "wow, we try and be nice by having a convo with two girls we find interesting, and you have to act like we are picking you two up." Her reply..."" She then looks over at her friend and says "Aubrey, we need to go, our ride is probably waiting." My friend, knowing that Aubrey is defiently wanting to feel him, calmy replies "I can give you a ride." The two reactions between the girls were severly different.
Aubrey:
SFUG (I didn't bother to get her name, nor did I want to):
SFUG grabs Aubrey's arm and starts dragging her towards the door. I grab Aubrey's hand lightly, pull her back towards us, and go "I think you two *nodding towards my friend* would be great together, why not give him your number?" SFUG is pretty much on fire right now (that's as hot as she'll ever get) and says "He just wants your number so he can get in your pants." That's when my friend pulls off the greatest line I've heard him say. "I think your friend is jealous and needs to get home to her vibrator since she's in the presence of real guys who know how to treat ladies right." SFUG storms out of the mall, Aubrey gives my friend her number, and winks at him.

That was about 2 months ago and I think he banged her before he left for college too.

 

[MVPlaya]

The Decoy

One day me and my wingman fly down to SF to hit one of our fave clubs (Ruby Skies) and after entering we both split up. Well, soon I spot this HB 8 and UG 4 sitting down chatting and they both looked like they'd rather be somewhere else.

ME: Mind if I sit down here.
HB: Sure, go right ahead.
ME: I'm DJIT
HB: I'm HB
UG: ...
ME: You guys look like you were court-ordered to come here.
HB: (smiles) Yeah, we just got off work. Our boss is a bastard.
ME: What's his deal?
HB: He just overworks us, he has no idea what he's doing. We've been doing overtime all week.
ME: Hey, your shift's over. Why don't you have some fun instead. (I take her hand and signal with my head that we should dance, she smiles back, but then her friend coughs to get her attention).
UG: That's funny, we were doing just that one minute ago. [Here comes her friend, busting out with her Kung-Fu C*ckblocking Routine.]
ME: [Still holding hand - thinking, "Oh f___"] You seem like a friendly gal, I'm sure I won't be in your way. [Lead HB]
UG: HB, we got better things to do. [HB sits back down, I let go of her hand, wondering why I sat down too and how to leave gracefully without losing rapport.]
UG (approx.): Bla bla bla... I'm a hoe - but no one wants to f___ me. Feel my pain.
*All of the Sudden - Deus Ex Machina*:
WINGMAN: [Walks by, makes no eye-contact with me as if he's just some random dude, with suave look, says to UG] "I bet you'll have a lot more fun on the dancefloor." And wisks her away like a magician sticking the rabbit back in the hat.
UG: Woah, OK.
HB: Have fun.
ME: So where were we.

We danced and I got her # that night.

 

[MVPlaya]

Interesting Story I Saw

Originally posted by Mr. Fingers
I am spinning at this club and it is a slowwwww night. About ten people on the dancefloor, but I am in a great mood and spin my fave tunes to get those ten people as sweaty as possible. 2 AM rolls around and a group of fine honeys walk in, all 8's and 9's! They start grooving immediately and I am more inspired to mix up a good set to get those panties wet! One of the hotties (9) really catches my eye, a dark-skinned exotic beauty who was dancing incredibly. Real sensual and slow, going with the flow of the music completely. I could not take my eyes off her! At one point we made EC and I made sure to hold it just long enough to build tension and then break that tension with a smile and a wink! She turns to her friends with a wide grin on her face and I know I am "in". I play the last record and decide to have a dance with these cuties. I don't grind on anyone, just kinda groove cuz I enjoy dancing solo for a bit. Then I move in for the kill and end up grinding on my exotic target. Now, most guys try to hump legs like dogs on the dancefloor, so I make sure to keep it real sensual and slow, keeping her rhythm and dipping ever lower till I grind the entire length of her legs and hips. (easier to show than describe) The song ends and I lick my finger and place it on her hip making that "psssssst" sound, like she is hot as a griddle. She starts giggling like a schoolgirl and I have never seen this before, but her friends were totally winging me! Saying , "Man I bet he fu©ks like a champ!" They totally left us alone to have a girly bathroom conference. We fluff chat and make plans to hit an afterhours. The afterhours turns out to be wack, tons of guys are trying to hit on my 9 (no surprise but still annoying to both myself and her) so we catch a ride with a friend of mine who turns out to be an EXCELLENT wingman! He starts complaining about how his back hurts and he needs one of my famous massages. The girl is instantly interested. "you give massages?" she asks "This guy gives INCREDIBLE massages. Makes you feel brand new!" answers my wing. I nod and smile as I reach for her trapezius muscle and give it a gentle squeeze. She is loving every second so I persist with a light massage and I am not the least bit surprised when she asks me if she can have a total body massage. We exchange numbers and as she is writing her digits she asks if she can have one right now....at my place! OK..didn't see that one coming but I played it cool and my boy dropped us off at my apartment. This time I wasn't worried about overdoing it because the girl was on my turf. I worked out all the tension she had until she passed out cold! I was pretty tired so I fell out as well. The next morning I was awakened by the horniest girl I ever met!

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By the Way, CrazyKid:

Originally posted by crazykid

One of my friends and I were at the mall when I was still home

You have a mall built inside your home? You must be loaded or homeless.

 

[MVPlaya]

Share your Knowledge, People.

"Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go bump, bump, bump."

 

[MVPlaya]

BUMP

I know you guys got good stories to tell... Player_Supreme, Walden, MotU, Pook, Fingers (you got the best). People, lets make this post happen. Allen & Chancealot, join the fray!

 

[Player_Supreme]

what exactly is a wing man?

 

[MVPlaya]

A wingman is a fellow DJ you take out on a night in the town who helps out. Most guys have wingmen because women huddle in packs so men hunt in packs. There is the King / Knight strategy which CrazyKid did where one guy, Kid's friend, was the king and the other, Crazy, was the knight. The king has a target, some chick he wants, and the knight has to make sure her horribly ugly attention wh0re extraordinaire friend doesn't start c0ckblocking and hating on his game. Kind of divide and conquer. There are a lot of wingmen techniques out there, I'm not too well versed in them. But in short, wingmen are a team of DJs. So, your wingman was the guy who was not necessarily trying to pick up chicks but making sure that the one chick you were trying to get wasn't being bothered by her 3 other friends (your friend would be chatting them).

 

[Player_Supreme]

cool add this one to your techniques:

have your knight carry a digital camera or anytype of camera and/or you can carry it. go up to babygirl and ask her to take your pictures. as she is doing this you have your opening to convo.

while the knight is taking the kings picture...of course with the girl right next to him. he then switches to the girl and asks her to take the king and the knights (wingmans) picture.