"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Windows Vista and Microsoft Office '97

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Hey guys,

Just wondering if anyone here knows if Microsoft Office 97 will run on the new Windows Vista?

Thanks,
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Probably, but why not just use Open Office if you don't want to (ehem) buy Office 2007?
 

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actually i wouldn't be to sure it would. I had a friend trying to install office 2000 on Vista and it wouldn't work. Then again his version of vista is extremely bugged and keeps saying its not a licensed copy.
 

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I have Office 2007, and I can send you all the files and serial if you want (for free of course). Just PM me.

By the way, Vista sucks balls.
 

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Unless there is something you REALLY need from Office 2007, just stick with OpenOffice.

Office 2007 comes with a new UI and you can't switch back to what you're familiar with from Office 97 thru 2003.

As for Vista... again, if there is something it does you REALLY need, then go and get it. Otherwise stick with XP or Ubuntu... lol...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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