"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Will this affect my chances of getting laid?

freshprince

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This happended friday night and i go to college
we had a new lecturer that wanted to get to know a little about us so he asked to say something about ourselves, my turn eventually came so i said my name and that my interest are girls and that i don't have any children like some people in my class, none that i know of anyway, some laughed
now here is thing out of the blue the lecturer asked me my age where i just said planely and directly 18 there was a gasping sound in my class, many ppl were shocked that i was so young probably because i have some facial hair and look a lot older for my age and when class was over a guy asked me why i said my age i said he just asked planely so i just blurred it out, because i said this he said it may affect me getting laid for girls who may like me in my class, which they are some. I never really cared about this because i never wanted to have any relationship with any girl in my class, unless i wanted to just bone them
which is bad in that scenario
now was i wrong to do this? or am i just overthinking it

If the girls really like me don't you guys think they would look pass my age. I mean why do people judge just by your age so much and not by the content of your character, i wear i don't get why people are like this. They immediately jump to premises, make up ridiculous conclusions about me being immature and not knowing anything about life/girls just because of my age, did they know what i went through during my childhood years? NO! do they know anything about my background or me for that matter? NO! but i bet if i said i was 22 they would say different things. And it is not only in sociallize able environments but on the internet as well, here included on this very site. Now you tell me if you knew that i was 18 would you take my advice to heart NO! you would say to yourself this kid is younger than i am what the hell does he know!

am i right/am i wrong here?

anyways can you give me some advise on this please

and let me just say that i not like most guys here that just reply to threads only to reach that 100/1000 mark, most of the time i just view threads, unless it is something i am familiar with/have any experience in then that is when i will comment on that specific thread.
I am not new to the website but i am fairly new to this forum and read threads that looks interesting to me almost everyday before i go to class.

P.S.
pleace comment on this:rock:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Funlol

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Dont worry.. by the end of class, the girls will probably all have forgotten everything that was said in the class room.
 

Nexus Polaris

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You're way overthinking it. Just relax and enjoy being 18. Own that shït.
 

pipe007

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hehehe dude I wish I was 18 again.... good luck!!
 

I'm in the Mood

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In any case of potential awkwardness, ALWAYS crack a joke. Girls will find it attractive that you know how to turn around an awkward situation into humor.

Eg. when the crowd gasped, you could have said something along the lines of "You guys act like you've never seen fresh meat before."

While this is a DLV, you have nothing to worry about if you have the right mindset. Just say you're 18 and proud, that's what I do :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm in the Mood said:
In any case of potential awkwardness, ALWAYS crack a joke. Girls will find it attractive that you know how to turn around an awkward situation into humor.

Eg. when the crowd gasped, you could have said something along the lines of "You guys act like you've never seen fresh meat before."

While this is a DLV, you have nothing to worry about if you have the right mindset. Just say you're 18 and proud, that's what I do :D

LOL! that was a good one :crackup: I will have to keep that one in mind
Thank you all for posting your comments and your motivating words :D
 
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