"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Will some girls just not sleep with you right away???

backbreaker

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not all women are *****s, however a woman with 3 kids at home, assuming theyaren't all by the same man, is in fact a *****. i would be quite off put if she pulled some **** like that on me.

i mean it's not the most politically correct thing on earth but come on/ woman you got 3 kids i know you are giving it up lol. give it up to me lol.


her 3 kids negate any fact whatsoever about her being prudent.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This girl and I randomly text... we could have hung out last weekend but I flaked on her..... I am probably going to try and see her again just for the hell of it... Thing is she is a bit of a drive... I am probably wasting my time right? Like would I be able to potentially hit it?? Its been some time since I pissed her off and she hasn't brought it up
 
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