"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Will Smith defends Tom Cruise, Scientology

Ken785

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Did you guys see the controversial episode of South Park about Scientology?? It lets people know the truth about Scientology with a comedic twist, it even reveals what the third level of scientology is, which is called "OC-3" which people have to pay money to take courses and find out...

It was nominated for an Emmy, and also pissed Scientologists off bad. Tom Cruise even called the people at Comedy Central and demanded the re-run not be aired.

Im sure you can google that episode somewhere...it was in the ninth season and the episode was called "Trapped in the closet". Here is a report on msnbc about it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lJJXPF80-k
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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South Park is part of the Homo/Hor Matrix - pushing Satanism!
 
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