Mack Bishop
Don Juan
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school playground
neighborhood beach
hood of car at mcdonalds
backseat everywhere
neighborhood beach
hood of car at mcdonalds
backseat everywhere
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Wild Public Places you've hit it in?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
TillTheEndOfTime
Master Don Juan
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On the apollo 13 space mission.
Drive in movie theater with cars parked 3 feet away on both sides (with little kids..) We were the only car fogged up and rocking back and forth... everyone else was watching Spider Man.
Ultimately a worker came by with a flashlight and busted us, i told him to gimme a sec.
Parking lot of a park. When we got there it was 6am. Nobody around. As time progressed people started taking their kids and dogs out for a walk... i didnt give a sh1t.
Same park, this time on top of a hill on a blanket. if you ever think of this during the summer REMEMBER BUG SPRAY. It was horrible, we got our asses bit and after 10 mins decided to relocate.
Her house with her mom right above us. We heard her coming down the stairs and bolted.
Abandoned golf course. Little scary but if you gotta then you gotta...
On a lawn at 3am in front of her apartment building. A couple of times. She later told me someone was telling her that they saw a couple having sex... to which she replied "Wow, that must have been interesting..."
In a trailer home.. with one of my best friends getting it on in the room next to us. We came to see 2 girls we've never met before and rocked their worlds... i got blue balls in the process.
Lighten up, TilltheEnd, you'll find yourself a vagina
Ultimately a worker came by with a flashlight and busted us, i told him to gimme a sec.
Parking lot of a park. When we got there it was 6am. Nobody around. As time progressed people started taking their kids and dogs out for a walk... i didnt give a sh1t.
Same park, this time on top of a hill on a blanket. if you ever think of this during the summer REMEMBER BUG SPRAY. It was horrible, we got our asses bit and after 10 mins decided to relocate.
Her house with her mom right above us. We heard her coming down the stairs and bolted.
Abandoned golf course. Little scary but if you gotta then you gotta...
On a lawn at 3am in front of her apartment building. A couple of times. She later told me someone was telling her that they saw a couple having sex... to which she replied "Wow, that must have been interesting..."
In a trailer home.. with one of my best friends getting it on in the room next to us. We came to see 2 girls we've never met before and rocked their worlds... i got blue balls in the process.
Lighten up, TilltheEnd, you'll find yourself a vagina