"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wife of sperm donor is mad

MatureDJ

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Yet another piece of evidence that women consider sperm donation to be a viable hypergamous mating schema - hence the jealousy of there being other women being impregnated by her husband.

http://www.alternet.org/sex/152692/one_man_fathering_150_children_why_sperm_banks_may_be_unethical

Lauren, who is planning to start a family after her wedding, has just been informed that her future children already have dozens of half-siblings, like it or not.

"I don't know how many children Ben's sperm has created," a grim-faced Lauren says in Style Exposed: Sperm Donor. "I never wanted to know." She stopped counting at 25.

"I'm now starting to associate those numbers with people -- with actual children -- and it's overwhelming."

Meanwhile, Ben's male buddy raises a beer and booms: "You have 70 kids, dude! That's awesome."
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It is instinctual for a woman to want to claim control over a man's progeny. She is upset because she doesn't have that option.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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