Wife gives "Sex Allowance"

[djSlvt]

im not the one on here everyday talking about how alpha i am.

This thread is about sex allowance, not you.

Yes, you're not the one, and all that. If you want more of the same talk to your mom.

 

[Raikojo17]

This thread is about sex allowance, not you.

Yes, you're not the one, and all that. If you want more of the same talk to your mom.

yup, just like i knew. u fake DJ's dont kno sh1t about marraige, so shut the fvck up. have fun being single buddy.

 

[backbreaker]

 

[ValleyDJing]

good god...

 

[Wyldfire]

Some guys on here are looking for a serious relationship and not just casual sex.

Initially...a wife allowing her husband to have sex with other women might sound like something you think is cool...but she is doing that for a reason. That reason is almost certainly because she cheats on him or betrays him in some very significant way. If neither one of them care...it's their marriage...but remember...being given permission to cheat usually comes at a price.

 

[ValleyDJing]

Some guys on here are looking for a serious relationship and not just casual sex.

Initially...a wife allowing her husband to have sex with other women might sound like something you think is cool...but she is doing that for a reason. That reason is almost certainly because she cheats on him or betrays him in some very significant way. If neither one of them care...it's their marriage...but remember...being given permission to cheat usually comes at a price.

I don't know. I just think its hilarious! He's one ugly mofo, she's probably the best he can get anyways.

 

[Obsidian]

Raikojo is right...It doesn't even make sense to call it a marraige if you're going to go sleeping around with other people. And this isn't just Raikojo's opinion or mine: It's essentially the law. (That is, if you commit adultery, your wife can take all your stuff from you.)

Say no to hors.

 

[backbreaker]

That's the law in Christanity Western Civilation..and ADULTRY is not a law, get your facts straight.. I'm not doing 2-5 years for cheating on a wife.

like i said in another post.. travel. see the world. you'd be suprised at how lax some other cultures are. I have never been to Russia per say so i can't comment in specefics, but this isn't all THAT uncommon. overhere where we act like a guy killed someone for getting a blow job (clinton), you go over to France and they are having elections between 1 person who is married and lives IN A SEPERATE HOUSE then the spouse and the other who has 4 KIDS AND IS NOT MARRIED.

Americans have a sense of above allishness. Your way isn't necessary the right way. If you feel a certain way, good. But don't condem people who don't

As for Him.. he's freakin AK-47. He makes about 8mil a year.... I don't think finding a woman is a problem for him if she left him.

Like I said above. I don't believe in marriage. At least the Americanized version of it, where I can only have one wife and I get legally ****ed in the process.

I don't understand why If I sleep with someone else, I don't love the person I am in a relationship with. I don't understand why it's "immoral" to have the feelgins you have for a woman, to have them for more than one woman.

Ovbiously other people feel the same way I do, because marriage is on the decline, and step out of the US and you see other countires who have, do and always will allowed people to be married to more than one person, etc. It's maily uber relgious cultures who shun this.. and I'm not relgious

 

[Wyldfire]

Backbreaker...some states actually do have laws for adultery that is punishable by jail time. Pennsylvania is one such state. There is a law on the books that makes adultery punishable by 2 years in jail or 18 months treatment for insanity.
In some Asian countries adultery is illegal. In other countries it is punishable by death by stoning. In fact, the US is one of the more lax places in the world in the matter of punishment for adultery.

 

[backbreaker]

damn...you learn something new everyday. That sucks

 

[Wyldfire]

damn...you learn something new everyday. That sucks

lol...They almost never prosecute those kinds of laws. I think they only way they would do that is if the person had done a lot of sheeit and really deserved to go to jail. I'm not sure how long ago the last prosecution of these kinds of laws occurred, either.

 

[backbreaker]

almost being the keyword.. i wouldn't want to be the one to test the trend.

 

[djSlvt]

The following fact is hard to argue with: Married people cheat, and 90% of all men are AFC or otherwise uneducated in seduction science.

Thus, if they are open like that, it's very good. Things to watch out for is wife controlling the number of women this guy can sleep with, and wife's monogomy. It is possible that she is also allowed to sleep around but is not telling, because it wouldn't be as acceptable. It is also possible that it's more than 1.

 

[Wyldfire]

almost being the keyword.. i wouldn't want to be the one to test the trend.

Oh...oral sex is illegal in California, by the way. Here are some crazy California laws...


California
• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
• Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
• Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash.
• Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
• A server in California can be convicted of selling to a minor if the purchaser uses a false or altered ID to buy the alcohol.
• Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Bathhouses are against the law.
• Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
• Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds; Carmel Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor); Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
• California only fairly recently legalized the sale of alcoholic beverages in nudist colonies.
• Car wash attendants in San Francisco, California may not use old pairs of underware to wash or dry vehicles.
• Chico: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
• Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
• Downey: It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
• Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
• Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
• In 1838, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring that a man obtain a license before serenading a woman.
• In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
• In Berkeley, Calif., you can't whistle for an escaped bird before 7 a.m.
• In 1930, the City Council of Ontario passed an ordinance forbidding roosters to crow within the city limits.
• In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
• In Baldwin Park, California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
• In California it is illegal to have caller ID
• In California it's against regulations to let phones ring more than nine times in state offices.
• In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
• In California, selling a gold piece without tooth marks in it is considered forgery.
• In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• In Los Angeles, years ago it was legal to cook in your bedroom, but not to sleep in your kitchen.
• In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
• In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
• In the 1940's, California law made it illegal to serve alcohol to a gay person.
• In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance. (Someone needed to be kissed!)
• In San Francisco it's illegal to play poker in public or gamble in a barricaded room.
• In San Francisco, it's illegal to beat a rug in front of your house.
• In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
• It is a violation of the California Alcoholic Beverage Control Act for producers of alcohol beverages to list the names of retailers or restaurants that sell their products in advertising or even in newsletters.
• It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
• It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
• It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
• It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
• It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
• It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
• It is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
• Lafayette: You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
• Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
• Lompoc: It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
• Long Beach: Cars are the only item allowed in a garage; It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
• Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
• Los Angeles: It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent; You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time; You may not hunt moths under a street light; It is illegal to cry on the witness stand; Toads may not be licked; It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church (Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison); Zoot suits are prohibited.
• Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
• Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
• No alcohol beverages can be displayed within five feet of a cash register of any store in California that sells both alcohol and motor fuel.
• No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
• Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Oakland, Calif., makes it illegal to grow a tree in front of your neighbor's window and block his view. However, you're off the hook if the tree is one that town officials consider an attractive tree, such as a redwood or box elder.
• One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
• Ontario: Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
• Pacific Grove: Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
• Palm Springs: It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
• Pasadena: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
• Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
• Prunedale: Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
• Redlands: Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
• Riverside: One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
• San Diego: It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar; The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
• San Francisco has an ordinance prohibiting "cane games." City officials have no idea what cane games are. But when revising city laws recently, officials decided to keep the prohibition on the books, in case someday, somehow, cane games came back, they were deemed improper and the city needed the law.
• San Francisco is said to be the only city in the nation to have ordinances guaranteeing sunshine to the masses.
• San Francisco: Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash; It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear; Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street; It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner; Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
• San Francisco bans any "mechanical device that reproduces obscene language."
• San Francisco prohibits kerchoo powders and stink balls.
• San Jose: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595
• Santa Monica: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
• Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
• Temecula: Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
• The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
• The city of San Francisco holds a copyright on the name "San Francisco." It is illegal to manufacture any item with the name without first getting permission from the city. Since the Supreme Court upheld the copyright, San Francisco has had an annual $300 million surplus every year.
• The Santa Monica, Calif., City Council recently proposed that men be allowed to use women's public restrooms when there's a line of three or more at the mens' room, and vice versa.
• Women may not drive in a house coat.
• You can be fined $500 if you bother a butterfly in Pacific Grove, Ca.


http://www.crazylaws.com/

 

[bigjohnson]

It's essentially the law. (That is, if you commit adultery, your wife can take all your stuff from you.)

I agree with everything exccept that - many civilized places are no-fault and just let wives clean out the husbands no matter whose "fault" it was.

 

[Obsidian]

well, that's just plain bullsh1t if that's the case, johnson. I was under the impression that no-fault divorce just meant that divorce was easy to obtain.

That's the law in Christanity Western Civilation..and ADULTRY is not a law, get your facts straight.. I'm not doing 2-5 years for cheating on a wife.

I'm not doing 2-5 years for running a stop sign either, but that doesn't make it legal. If doing something puts you at the mercy of a civil court, then you have to admit that society is restricting you. (And rightly so, imo)

 

[bigjohnson]

well, that's just plain bullsh1t if that's the case, johnson.

Some States have "no-fault" where divorce is available without fault but where fault is also an option - these are not no-fault states. Many States are no-fault in that fault isn't even in the equation. For instance adultery cannot be considered in the proceeding.

I think the government being involved in the marriage business is just stupid but that's a different discussion.

 

[backbreaker]

well, that's just plain bullsh1t if that's the case, johnson. I was under the impression that no-fault divorce just meant that divorce was easy to obtain.




I'm not doing 2-5 years for running a stop sign either, but that doesn't make it legal. If doing something puts you at the mercy of a civil court, then you have to admit that society is restricting you. (And rightly so, imo)

worse analogy ever.. you aren't doing 2 to 5 years, but you will get a ticket... tell me the last time someone got pulled over and got a ticket for CHEATING..



Clint Eastwood was the mayor of San Fran?

 

[itishe]

Today's world likes anorexic dirt brown chicks.

 

[Obsidian]

worse analogy ever.. you aren't doing 2 to 5 years, but you will get a ticket... tell me the last time someone got pulled over and got a ticket for CHEATING..

You are obviously clueless, backbreaker. A court can fine you $100 for a ticket, but a divorce court can take pretty much everything you own.