"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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crazysheep4

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ive got a really wierd question, me and my friend were talking about this and we couldn't really agree.

the thing we couldnt agree on was when are the most common times to get a bonor. ive read threads about dancing(grinding) and sh!t like that but i was jus wanted other persons point of view on the subject

later
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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THis should be moved to Anything Else....

You get a boner when you are relaxed, or horny. Its ok to get a boner ANYTIME.... (as long as you aren't wearing tights... because that looks werid.) :D
 

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well then why is it that you see/hear people getting made fun of becuase they get a bonor? it jus seems to me, and maybe im alone on this, that i hear people getting laughed at for it, either bcuz they got it to easily or because of other wierd reasons.
 

Best friends? NAY

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WELL, grinding is an obvious one. When I have a hot chick with a fine ass on my ****, well durrr.
 
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