carryout kid
Don Juan
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okay, so after a handful of bad dates from speed dating and the internet, friends of friends got involved and pretty much forced me to go out with a girl they knew. she was okay. maybe a 6/7 in my book, but i'm picky. my last girlfriend was probably a 6 too, but we were so alike that it made up for it. anway, i wasn't particularly interested, but i figure we could go out on a cheap date and i could just chalk it up to experience.
so we get chinese, play a boring-ass game of putt putt (i wasn't going to use up an interesting date idea this time around) and we go back to my place. i mean, there was no kino or anything. i was actually trying to be boring so i could get rid of her. i'm actually asking her to get out of the house and she jumps on my lap and starts just going at it.
so hey, i'm in the middle of a long losing streak, so why not? our clothes are off, so i grab a condom. thing is, this girl is too damn tight. and i'm no porn star, trust me. so i go for more foreplay, and still, nothing. it was the wierdest thing.
so she's telling me, "it's all right", like i can't keep it up. but hey, you can only ram your piece into a brick wall for so long.
she did blow me though, so it wasn't a total loss.
so afterwards i can't get this girl to leave. plus she's all on me when i'm trying to sleep, and i can't deal with that. we try again early in the morning, because she's all up on top of me, and it's the same story all over again. finally at 7 am she goes home, while i sleepily prepare for work.
the silver lining here is that she's moving to florida on july 5th. so i don't have to see her again really after next wednesday, because i'm out of town for the holiday. so i'm really glad about that, because she's definitely the clingy type.
it's strange, maybe really playing the aloof card really works. because i seriously acted not interested. well, it wasn't really an act. or maybe she just wanted sex. who knows. and i'm really not that type of dude, i'd rather take it slow. but hey, when a girl is on top of you what are you supposed to do?
so we get chinese, play a boring-ass game of putt putt (i wasn't going to use up an interesting date idea this time around) and we go back to my place. i mean, there was no kino or anything. i was actually trying to be boring so i could get rid of her. i'm actually asking her to get out of the house and she jumps on my lap and starts just going at it.
so hey, i'm in the middle of a long losing streak, so why not? our clothes are off, so i grab a condom. thing is, this girl is too damn tight. and i'm no porn star, trust me. so i go for more foreplay, and still, nothing. it was the wierdest thing.
so she's telling me, "it's all right", like i can't keep it up. but hey, you can only ram your piece into a brick wall for so long.
she did blow me though, so it wasn't a total loss.
so afterwards i can't get this girl to leave. plus she's all on me when i'm trying to sleep, and i can't deal with that. we try again early in the morning, because she's all up on top of me, and it's the same story all over again. finally at 7 am she goes home, while i sleepily prepare for work.
the silver lining here is that she's moving to florida on july 5th. so i don't have to see her again really after next wednesday, because i'm out of town for the holiday. so i'm really glad about that, because she's definitely the clingy type.
it's strange, maybe really playing the aloof card really works. because i seriously acted not interested. well, it wasn't really an act. or maybe she just wanted sex. who knows. and i'm really not that type of dude, i'd rather take it slow. but hey, when a girl is on top of you what are you supposed to do?
