Widespread Dispersal of Seduction Materials

[doctoroxygen]

So I was reading my girlfriend's messages on the Facebook (yeah, I'm a creep, so what), and I see this interesting one from a guy. It was ripped off, VERBATIM, from a DYD email newsletter, complete with an invite to "a cup of tea and stimulating conversation" and weak ****y and funny humor. Dude just hit copy and paste. She did not message him back.

I don't know why I'm sharing this, probably in the hopes you will tell me to get a life. Either way, I laughed my ass off...cup of tea and stimulating conversation...HAHAHAHA

 

[seanchai]

Dude, seriously, get a life. I can't believe this sh¡t. I swear you get gayer every time you open your mouth.

 

[SparkleMotion]

THE SOCIAL ROBOTS ARE INVADING!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

I love how some guys stick so closely with routines, like they have no sense of humour or personality of their own.

 

[Damian]

Yea, guys like that...are always setting themselves up to fail. If they don't internalize what they learn and develop their own style, they're being disingenuous and women will pick up on that. Sooner or later the AFC in them will come and then they screw everything up.

Don't be a photocopy. do your own thing.

-Damian

 

[Scrumtulescence]

You should leave a message post with a link to the DYD page that gives you that line.