"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wicked Sitting ApProach

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Hey People

U wanna Know a wicked Sitting down approach Ill tell ya

I walked into a book store where u usually find hot intelligent women

I see this hot Hb 8.5 so I pick up any crappy book and sit buy her
what u do then is u just start cracking up she will wonder whats with da book
then u start adding little words with ur laugh such as man this book is so funny
i havnt laughed like this in ages

by this time she will smill at u with great eye contact

now ask her "what you reading"

she will respond with the titel or wotever

then ask her whats it about and why she likes it

if she,s reading sumthin serious ask her she needs to brighten up and read your book with you

ive tryed this 6 times

out of 5 i had postive results and 3 mobile numbers

1 was just A joke i tryed usuaing the same aproach but i picked up sum **** cook book

i ask the lady can u cook food that looks thois good and u must be great with ur hands

she cracked up and said ur crazy funny though she turned out to be a psycologist

anyway You guyz Give this a try and if ur chicken **** go for a jog or sumthin it boosts up ur system to do anything



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This would only work if the woman was initially attacted to you. If she's not, she would either give you the same look that you would give to a dirty homeless man who did the same thing next to you, or quickly and quietly leave the area you're occupying. :rolleyes:
 

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LOL i can see that happening to.. chick just gets up and goes YEAH i'm outta here
 

doctoroxygen

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Nice man, I'll test that tomorrow.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Climax

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why do you have to make an excuse to speak to her? *G*

I prefer to just go up to the chick and start a conversation.

Doing what u suggested shows lack of confidence and to an extent, immaturity.

But thats just MY opinion;)

Laterz...
 

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It's fine. It's a way to start a conversation. However, I don't understand why you would go as far as to stage laughing histarically to do that. If you're going to put yourself out there by chancing you looking like a jackass, then why wouldn't you put yourself out there with a civilized "Hey, what are you reading?"
 
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