betterthandead
Senior Don Juan
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wow a 3-5 page monologue on the benefits of jacking off, i'm down with this.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
jonwon said:I just may do that
Got a girl coming over, but i have things to sort out, so i think some ten minute porn and i can see her tomorrow, the lucky biatch
Bang Bro's have some awsome stuff on there site!
Too much information, lol!
I love it when women wank also, you ever caught a women out wanking? Nothing better then have the women play with herself has she goes down on you, i suppose i should tell her to stop or she wont have the energy for sex.
Sure you fucck more women than me, I have steady LTR. I never said your passion involves wanking, fact is you shouldn't be wasting time wanking when you can spend that time on much more worthwhile activities (like passions besides women and sex for instance)I seek my validation from fuccking women. I care about my reputation on an internet board and therefore choose to attack you.
Holland said:Translation of Jonwon's post:
Sure you fucck more women than me, I have steady LTR. I never said your passion involves wanking, fact is you shouldn't be wasting time wanking when you can spend that time on much more worthwhile activities (like passions besides women and sex for instance)
I don't know why you're calling me an AFC, I'm not the one tripping out and my love life is pretty damn fulfilled, so stop the random name-calling, it's not cool.
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Bvbidd said:...You DO NOT want to be horny with girls around, not only do you get a boner but it messes you up and gets you frustrated.
Well, i used to be like that to be honest. And it was true that i didn't care a lot about women because i had my 2 gigs of porn and my left hand.juice veteran said:i agree but I think you're missing the point. too many of these dudes are jacking off like crazy all the time so they're satisfied, they dont have the hunger to meet chicks it keeps them static. everyone needs to wank, but not all the time or twice a day!
You keep bragging like know one else has done these things mate, therefor you must be correct or something, I dunno. But yeah, I love it when girls wan* right infront of me lol fvck it, i've knocked one out a few times with a chick with me, and they dig it!I love it when women wank also, you ever caught a women out wanking? Nothing better then have the women play with herself has she goes down on you, i suppose i should tell her to stop or she wont have the energy for sex.