"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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snowdog

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Eatgel, you give a good example of the indifference most pot smokers have against it.

Pal, you don't need to tell me sh*t about smoking weed, I have done it for a couple of years chronically. And there is nothing wrong with that. The problem is, most idiots (like you, apparently) don't stop smoking and ruin their life because of it.

I'm 100% sure, that if you'd stop tomorrow, you will lead a more productive and active life. There is no point to have a discussion about that actually, because it's simply true. But your head's way too clouded and thick to see it, and I can know it better then anybody. You are in denial, and that's the big one of the evasive techniques people use to justify the wrong things they do. Look it up in any major psychology book.

And by the way, who cares if Presidents have smoked weed in the past. I'm sure they never had become president if they still were doing it during their years in office now would they? Remember all these guys were young once like us. Bill Gates even admitted he was on acid when he was in college. But he stopped that sh*t when he wanted to take his life seriously.

And what has your friend who has cancer to do with this? That's a ridiculous comparaison. I can't believe you even take something that far out into this discussion. The idiot my friend, is you. I'm not even going to bother listing all the spelling and grammar errors in your post. If you had even a little motivation in you, you'd take the time to not make your post look like a 10-year old wrote it.:crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Quiksilver

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snowdog said:
I'm not even going to bother listing all the spelling and grammar errors in your post.
Wow here comes the grammar police. It's an internet forum bro, people type how they like and as long as you can understand what he's saying it really doesn't matter... go pick holes in his argument rather than the way he types.

Get the discussion back on track guys, or I'll close it.
 
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