"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

why people hate the 1%

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

BigJimbo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 6, 2010
Messages
985
Reaction score
25
Huh? The 1%? Uh, American Airlines has had such a program for a long time that I have used. $100 is totally worth it. The elites have their own airplanes. They never go through security. You silly young boys need to understand what "elite" really is. It means traveling the world without EVER going through security. You have your own security. You never go through typical immigration. They come to your plane. The rest of us should welcome paying more to avoid being bullied by high school dropouts.

Terrorists? You mean like the Christian loving and Westernized leader of Syria?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky8SBqD9VZc&feature=related
The Syrian leader and his wife. Loved by Christians in Syria. Funny how the Christian women are covered in this video while the Muslim women are not. More American propaganda. Covering up has nothing to do with Islam. Religious Christian and Jewish women all cover up as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waTGCXkcyTM
Uh, Orthodox Jews harassing a little girl for dressing like a "tramp". She is 8. :crazy: Women in parts of Israel also must sit in the back of the bus. Trust me, there is NO WHERE in Lebanon where a woman is forced to dress a certain way or sit in the back of the bus. Lebanon wouldn't put up with it.
 
Top