"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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why not break up US into 10 smaller countries?

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sink-destroy the surface and submarine navy, ICBMS, and all the air force except N Guards. A VERY few backpack nukes (and small army) suffice to keep Isreal from being invaded, and they are right in the middle of the worst enemies you can have. US sub countries would be plenty safe.

Put the blacks with other blacks, Hispanics with hispanics, White Separatists by themselves, bible thumpers by themselves, Cubans here, liberal twits there, and see who needs WHOM, real quickly. :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why not reverse evolve, eat fast foods, grow fat ass and turn into a pig. From monkey, into human, into pig. Save the world with some pork supply and spam.
 
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Mike32ct said:
bonie, goundra, don't, metoo

Same?
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Yep, about time for Desdinova to do work.
 
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I thought Americans were sorting themselves along those lines already?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I thought Americans were sorting themselves along those lines already?
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Umm, yeah, in the 1700s.
 
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When I read the title and considered the flame potential I was already salivating...then I come here and see that no one picked up the provocation...

Ok let me hand you some fuel for your flame dear troll, well we all know who needs who, its not minorities to need whites nor women to need men, its mostly white liberals to need minorities since without them their only option of feeling useful in this world would disappear.

Since they cannot count on logic or common sense they have to entirely rely on morality and the search of moral superiority, and if there is no enemy they can create one only to fight him right after and complain that nobody loves peace as much as them (as long as he doesnt strike back or its raining outside)...kinda like a circle jerk when in the end they all shake each other hand.

Anyway Bonie, your trolling skills are quite poor I suggest you to read big Jimbo's posts to get the correct technique, also hit the gym and dress better and never double text.
 
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That's all good and well, but I mean do you even lift bro?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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