"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Why Nerds are Unpopular: An Essay

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Well I go to a school that is really over crowded, and nobody really knows each other. And its hard to say who is the most popular at our school because we are all in our own big groups of people that we associate with so that means someone might be popular in one group but completely not popular to another(hope u get what i'm trying to say) but I guess u can say that the most popular people at our school are usually the ones with the best social skills. They're usually nice to everyone and usually deserve to be popular. Thats what I like about my school, anybody can be popular or have a good amount of friends, u just have to be yourself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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