Zion
Senior Don Juan
So I'm laughing for about 10 strong minutes at this. Had to share it with you guys.:crackup:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d54TiN3t5_I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d54TiN3t5_I
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why men don't talk to women.
- Thread starter Zion
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Omerta
Don Juan
haha the same author(artist?) as rejected
Uncharted
Master Don Juan
Haha he just walks by the fat chick.