Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
bigjohnson said:Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Ford
Chevy
Campbells
Best Western
Trojan
McDonalds
Wal-Mart
McAfee
Microsoft
Apple (lol)
Safeway
Dell
Mustang
Colt
Springfield
Sandisk
Addison-Wesley
GE
Boeing
Volkswagon
....
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
It's not the mods' decision. It's the website owner's.God_of_getting_layed said:yeah, Im disgusted by this decision on the mods part. I mean, if you are going to make such a panzy decision, atleast block all other words too to make it fair. block walmart, mcdonalds, microsoft etc.
It just makes me angery that the mods are cherry picking words to block and then saying "oh its becuase the word is copyrighted". Well, so are many other words, but those arent being blocked.
I feel like Im being lied to and I also my intelligence is being insulted by such an explanation.
No kidding. The reason we are here is to discus getting ***** and we can't even say cl1toris. (edit: wow we can't even say pvssy....SO LAME)It bugs me much more that we can't say **** **** **** or *****. Are we not men?