"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
'why is she with him?'
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Giovanni Casanova
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You were likeOriginally posted by ak5
overheard a girl say 'why is she with him' to her friend while I was chilling with my girl.
LOL i am pretty sure she heard that too, but yea, i was just like
And she was like
"Why AM I with him?"oakraiderz2
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Giovanni Casanova
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Microphone Fiend
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and she was like couldnt resist
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Giovanni Casanova
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And then I was like, "Shut the hell up."Originally posted by Cutiepiie
and then she was like
and he put his dikk in her mouth
and he was like
Then I was all
And eternal was all
^^not here
And gio was all
"i'm raising my post count"So then Cutiie was all http://www.sosuave.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=545396
And gio was all
Then cutie was all http://www.sosuave.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=545396
Then gio died a little inside...
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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penkitten
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and i was like stfuOriginally posted by Vincent
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So then Cutiie was all http://www.sosuave.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=545396
And gio was all
Then cutie was all http://www.sosuave.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=545396
Then gio died a little inside... [/B]