"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Why I'm An AlphaMale Who Will Never Fvck A Hot Babe In His Life

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KoalaKing

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Have you ever met an AlphaMale who is not Gay who has never fvcked a girl.

Have you ever met a man who has University Degrees is fully fit strong and powerfully built who is unemployable as well.

This is impossible you would all think however this is my own personal shocking truth.

I'm 40, have Degrees in Business, am a DJ and successful PUA, but I'm unemployable and never fvcked a girl.

Why you may ask, my c0ck is only 11cm long when fully erect, I'm too embarrassed to let anyone see it.

I can allure many hot babes, two have ended their own lives because I dumped them, I am agrophobic, a recluse, an angry man, I'd rather be dead.

I have to wear diapers when I leave my apartment as I cannot go into a public toilet to use the urinal because of my fear that my c0ck will be seen.

Men want to kill me, many have accused me of fvcking their hot wives whom I allured and picked up.

You can be like me confident powerfully built highly educated handsome and a chick magnet, however if your c0cks small you'll never be able to show it and you will never have a fvck.

Its sad I know but its true. :mad:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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My Name is Nobody

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Get an implant, the docs could probably make it a foot long. Will cost 50 grand though. Maybe insurance will cover it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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War Against Betaism

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Lucky, yours is 11cm fully erect? Mine is 1.1cm fully erect, but I still fvck :)
 
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11 centimeters? That sucks. But you do know what they say... it ain't the size of the boat... it's the motion of the ocean... hahaha
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wow man... if you can go down on a girl and make her *** it doesn't matter how small your **** is, she'll let you stick your big toe up there for all it matter. as long as it can reach 5 cm's inside and hit that G-spot it doesn't matter.
 
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Alright, 4.5 inches is short... but by no means too short to fvck a girl or take all this drastic precautions you are taking.

Is this post serious or an attempt at humor? I really can't tell...
 
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DonGorgon

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Recluce said:
wow man... if you can go down on a girl and make her *** it doesn't matter how small your **** is, she'll let you stick your big toe up there for all it matter. as long as it can reach 5 cm's inside and hit that G-spot it doesn't matter.
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lol.... normally there is a 90%^ chance your girl will cheat but in that case there is a 137% chance..
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ken785

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DoctorLW said:
Alright, 4.5 inches is short... but by no means too short to fvck a girl or take all this drastic precautions you are taking.

Is this post serious or an attempt at humor? I really can't tell...
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Actually bro...11 cm is 4.3 inches. Its not THAT small...a little below average...nothing to cry about....you should check my other threads...

i posted i documentary called "My penis and me" and theres a dude on there with like a 2 inch penis...hes white too....since you white guys like to bash Asians about having "small penises"....everyone is the same overall...some people are big, some average, some small. Deal with the hand that you were dealt. Get some Viagra and fvck the sh!t out of her for like 5 hours....see how she likes that 4.3 then...:yes:
 
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lol this has got to be a joke.
11cm isn't even THAT short.

and even if it is, it's the same as a girl having small boobs.
she's still fvckable.
heck, i even prefer girls to have smaller boobs.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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