"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Why I like kevin Treadue
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
His book promised all sorts of cures for a wide range of disorders and diseases, yet his book delivered none. Nothing he said is true. In fact, his book was a classic bait-n-switch; the cover of his book promised cures, but you then had to visit his website, and then pay even more.
He preys on the vulnerable and ignorant, and is a Grade-A Douchebag. He is the fvcking scum of the earth. What there is to like? And if you genuinely like the douchebag, despite his vile despicable nature, then I must hold you in the same regard.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Ha. Coming from someone who calls himself "e-lie", hmm. :yes:e-lie said:Yeah he has been arrested which he has admitted to but if u have ever read his books u know everything he has said is trueAny comments.
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Everybody's gotta make a living somehow though; more power to him.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
the part about britney is true, search for john todd's expose on the illuminati and the music industry on youtube.Wired for Sound said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_p14nClVTA
but anyway i find trudeau hillarious in the way that he is the the essense of capitalism. Do what is best for yourself any means necessary.