Boring Saturday night I decide to pregame at a bar with a 2 friends while we figure out what we're going to do tonight. I badly wanted to call one of my plates to insure I get some pvssy tonight, but didn't want to ditch my two friends. So, I call another one my friends and he tells me that he is having some women over that we should go over there.
When we get over there there are already six girls with just my one friend. What a god damn pimp. The girl I find most attractive is this latina looking girl she was half mexican. I introduce myself to her and my friends realize she is off limits from there.
Anyways, we go away and start playing beer pong while a few of the other girls mess around on the pool table. I am killing it at beer pong and she is eyeing the fvck out of me I don't say anything and after 2 beer pong games she says she wants to play me in pool.
HB: Play me in pool!
Me: I would destroy you and it wouldn't be any fun.. What are we playing for?
HB: Fun..
Me: Wow.. You're BORING!
HB: (She makes a funny face -- that I can't describe)
HB: What do you want to play for then?
Me: Either money or lap dances.
HB: Hahaha.. I don't think so.. How about if you lose you strip and if I lose I will give you a kiss on the cheek.
Me: Fine.
She shoots one time and I combo the 9 on my 2nd shot.. She calls me a cheater, etc.. whining that it wasn't fair.
Me: It doesn't matter.. I only allow my mom to kiss me on the cheek, anyway.
Her: *laughs*
One of her friends calls her over and I walk away to wait in line to play beer pong again while talking to one of her friends and one of mine.
I end up on the same team as the HB. She drinks like 2 cups and then tells me to start drinking hers, because she can't handle it.
Me: Since I am drinking all of these cups you're going to carry me home when I am unable to walk later, right?
Her: Of course.
Thats when I knew it was pretty much over barring any last minute resistence. She is giving me hugs and sh!t after every cup I drain.
Anways, night goes on and around midnight I decide to dip out. I gotta wake up early in the morning and I was getting a little bored. I only live a few blocks away. She hadn't been drinking much and says she will use her friends car to drive me back so I don't have to walk. I let her obviously.
We get to my house and she says she wants to hang out again some time. I interrupt her and tell her she has to come in to meet my mom (my mom is not home). She is shocked by this and I turn the engine off, grab the keys, and she follows. She is telling me that I am crazy as we are walking in. When we get in I tell her my mom is not home, but she should stay. She trys her LMR with that she has to get her friends car back. I tell her to just stay for a little bit, she agrees. We are chilling on the couch and I escalate it right away. She blows me and we start fvcking. Bam. 45 minutes later she leaves. I laugh my as$ off and call my friend to tell him that I just banged that girl and she is on her way back, LOL.
This is why I am King and you're all peasants.
When we get over there there are already six girls with just my one friend. What a god damn pimp. The girl I find most attractive is this latina looking girl she was half mexican. I introduce myself to her and my friends realize she is off limits from there.
Anyways, we go away and start playing beer pong while a few of the other girls mess around on the pool table. I am killing it at beer pong and she is eyeing the fvck out of me I don't say anything and after 2 beer pong games she says she wants to play me in pool.
HB: Play me in pool!
Me: I would destroy you and it wouldn't be any fun.. What are we playing for?
HB: Fun..
Me: Wow.. You're BORING!
HB: (She makes a funny face -- that I can't describe)
HB: What do you want to play for then?
Me: Either money or lap dances.
HB: Hahaha.. I don't think so.. How about if you lose you strip and if I lose I will give you a kiss on the cheek.
Me: Fine.
She shoots one time and I combo the 9 on my 2nd shot.. She calls me a cheater, etc.. whining that it wasn't fair.
Me: It doesn't matter.. I only allow my mom to kiss me on the cheek, anyway.
Her: *laughs*
One of her friends calls her over and I walk away to wait in line to play beer pong again while talking to one of her friends and one of mine.
I end up on the same team as the HB. She drinks like 2 cups and then tells me to start drinking hers, because she can't handle it.
Me: Since I am drinking all of these cups you're going to carry me home when I am unable to walk later, right?
Her: Of course.
Thats when I knew it was pretty much over barring any last minute resistence. She is giving me hugs and sh!t after every cup I drain.
Anways, night goes on and around midnight I decide to dip out. I gotta wake up early in the morning and I was getting a little bored. I only live a few blocks away. She hadn't been drinking much and says she will use her friends car to drive me back so I don't have to walk. I let her obviously.
We get to my house and she says she wants to hang out again some time. I interrupt her and tell her she has to come in to meet my mom (my mom is not home). She is shocked by this and I turn the engine off, grab the keys, and she follows. She is telling me that I am crazy as we are walking in. When we get in I tell her my mom is not home, but she should stay. She trys her LMR with that she has to get her friends car back. I tell her to just stay for a little bit, she agrees. We are chilling on the couch and I escalate it right away. She blows me and we start fvcking. Bam. 45 minutes later she leaves. I laugh my as$ off and call my friend to tell him that I just banged that girl and she is on her way back, LOL.
This is why I am King and you're all peasants.
