"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why girls turn out the way they do

Down Low

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I woke up to this male TV news reporter:

"Heeellllooo Washington! It's all about grrrrllll power! Get out on the streets and sell sell sell! I'm here with the Girl Scouts and..."

Repeat this general sort of message 50 times a day for 7,000 days while a girl's growing up. She becomes a slick salesman of girliness.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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floydb25

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There's "girl power" **** all over the place. I went to pay rent, and the lady at the desk had some bull**** on the wall about it. You know, how people have those religious or family sayings up there... And I always hear girls talking about how gorgeous and pretty they are, and "how they can't help it", and all the girls agreeing with them, and dishing compliments back and fourth... Being independent, strong, and not needing men. And *****ing about men in general.

Whereas guys compete over each other, tear each other down, say every guy out there is ugly and stupid, judge each other by the women they get, and make women the prize / act like WKs. Hot girls are WAY up on the chain.

Everyone is putting women on a pedestal, and guys in the gutter - including the guys. Nice job, jackasses. There's room 11 - go find a clue. :cheer:
 

Daily Insanity

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Girls turn out the way they do because certain men allow it. They make themselves inferior. It should be equal. These kind of men make me sick
 
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