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Master Don Juan
this is long but please bear with me as i unravel the BS some men would like you to believe
ok , i hear a lot of people advertising foreign women like they are some new found species in a new found paradise.... this is total bull
im sure livefreeX or goundra would disagree, while i respect them both, i like them to fvck themselves (its actually possible to fvck urself....in portal 2)
i have been living in south asia for sometime now (more than 2 years) due to
some weird twist of fate, i have to stay here for another 2 years.
the country itself is really nice, with nice locals and astonishing scenery.....but there is a catch.... i have to stay celibate
why?
1.It's very difficult to find a HB5 ...local girls are ugly(think goblins/orcs...think MORDOR) just today i saw a kobold taskmaster at the mall
2.ex pats and other foreigners who live here, are very few, mostly retired old people who drool without their pills,the young ones are fat married women
3.i get ONS from tourists once in a while....i fawked a german blonde in march.....the beaches are full of ass but the women are mostly married or on honeymoon, teenagers or old farts
4.some hot locals are there...but its VERY rare to find them ,like i have to sarge for ages...and when i do find one ,she thinks her pu$$y is platinum gold or something (for obvious reasons)
i'm not ranting, im average in looks, but i got the goods(pecs,biceps etc) also i got two balls in my sacks...so i'm no AFC...well not anymore
dating doesn't exist here....the local guys are betas, they go to a girl and say "will you be my GF?"...the girl says yes or no...
also sarging is frowned upon and will get you sh!t rep immediatelty, bad rep means nobody wants to talk to you...if you pump and dump a girl, say goodbye to ur social life
just d otherday a very close friend of mine went berserk bcuz i asked her friend out on a date....she is like :"thanks for thinking of me and my friend in that way..blahblahblah...we don't date guys we don't know blahblahbah"
don't know? ive helped this b!tch many times for 2 years....im her best friend for fvck's sake...anyway i wrote her off my friend's list...:box:
my options are:
1.fvck these ugly local goblins -- problem is these girls are all looking for marriage which means if i sleep with them , i gotta tie the knot with a UG..
and no,i can't pump and dump, foreigners are like a signal beacon, they'll find me under 2 hours
2.stay celibate and be content with western ONS once in a blue ball till i move outta here (in 2 years)
3.wait for miracle
challenge me :woo:
ok , i hear a lot of people advertising foreign women like they are some new found species in a new found paradise.... this is total bull
im sure livefreeX or goundra would disagree, while i respect them both, i like them to fvck themselves (its actually possible to fvck urself....in portal 2)
i have been living in south asia for sometime now (more than 2 years) due to
some weird twist of fate, i have to stay here for another 2 years.
the country itself is really nice, with nice locals and astonishing scenery.....but there is a catch.... i have to stay celibate
why?
1.It's very difficult to find a HB5 ...local girls are ugly(think goblins/orcs...think MORDOR) just today i saw a kobold taskmaster at the mall
2.ex pats and other foreigners who live here, are very few, mostly retired old people who drool without their pills,the young ones are fat married women
3.i get ONS from tourists once in a while....i fawked a german blonde in march.....the beaches are full of ass but the women are mostly married or on honeymoon, teenagers or old farts
4.some hot locals are there...but its VERY rare to find them ,like i have to sarge for ages...and when i do find one ,she thinks her pu$$y is platinum gold or something (for obvious reasons)
i'm not ranting, im average in looks, but i got the goods(pecs,biceps etc) also i got two balls in my sacks...so i'm no AFC...well not anymore
dating doesn't exist here....the local guys are betas, they go to a girl and say "will you be my GF?"...the girl says yes or no...
also sarging is frowned upon and will get you sh!t rep immediatelty, bad rep means nobody wants to talk to you...if you pump and dump a girl, say goodbye to ur social life
just d otherday a very close friend of mine went berserk bcuz i asked her friend out on a date....she is like :"thanks for thinking of me and my friend in that way..blahblahblah...we don't date guys we don't know blahblahbah"
don't know? ive helped this b!tch many times for 2 years....im her best friend for fvck's sake...anyway i wrote her off my friend's list...:box:
my options are:
1.fvck these ugly local goblins -- problem is these girls are all looking for marriage which means if i sleep with them , i gotta tie the knot with a UG..
and no,i can't pump and dump, foreigners are like a signal beacon, they'll find me under 2 hours
2.stay celibate and be content with western ONS once in a blue ball till i move outta here (in 2 years)
3.wait for miracle
challenge me :woo: