"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why do you have a moderator's corner?

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Come on... what do you guys have in there that you don't want the rest of us to see?

I think the mod forum should be opened to us on a read-only basis, like how the Archive forum is reply-only. I feel that we have the right to at least see what you guys have in there.

Ever since we got the PM system in the forum upgrade, I think that that makes the Moderator's corner a little redundant, as you can PM anything of signifigant privacy without anyone else being the wiser.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So it won't display the mods' bias towards everyone else. There's threads in there about the status of the board, who we think are trolls, and votes on whether or not someone should be banned. It's about the only place you'll see Allen around.

If we were to see that they were peeved at us, we would stop being rude, then they couldn't catch us and ban us. That is where they derive their PLEASURE!
 

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I think some of the moderators are quite vociferous with their biases towards others. *COUGH*DeLaSoul*AHEM* Excuse me. :p

The moderators are under the impression that they're both users and moderators... Super Users if you will. It shouldn't be that way. They're moderators and they should be willing to perform their duty.

Page Allen can still see what you PM to other users by taking a look at the MySQL database. Ah, those were the days... ;)
 

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Originally posted by Demon


Page Allen can still see what you PM to other users by taking a look at the MySQL database.
Well, yeah, I would expect that, considering that he owns the site and all. :) I have nothing to hide, so it really makes no difference. The only time I use PM is when I want to talk to only one particular member about something.



Soshyopathe: we know about the status of the board (e.g. the good old days are long gone and the board is slowly going to hell :) ) , we have a pretty good idea about who's a troll (b/c trolls tend to be the people who go around and make total asses out of themselves and in the long run piss us all off -- in short, rather easy to spot) , and we as members should also be able to have a say in who gets banned. (hell, most of us are Americans, so it's our tradition to bytch about who's in charge :) ) I remember that the banning of that rebelde guy was pretty controversial, and it possibly might have been much easier if everyone had some true influence on the outcome of the problem. True, we can have our say in the other forums, and even vote by posting a poll, but that doesn't make the mods necessarily give a shyt about it. If we could have some true voting power, then possibly controversial issues may be smoothly decided by majority rule than by the opinions of a few mods.

Also, if we could see what the mods are talking about, it may help some renegade members to straighten up and fly right, or so to speak. I feel that if the mods are talking about banning anyone, then the person in question has a right to know that the mods are considering having them banned.
 

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I PM'd Allen earlier about getting bigger Inboxes and an extended limit on posts. Oh, I'd pay to have a bigger inbox and an extended limit on characters in posts. :) I've been trying to contact livin large and DIESEL but they don't know how to manage their account. :(
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Page, believe me, it's nothing worth reading in there.

Sounds like somebody has to get AWWWWAY from the forum :)

-PDX
 

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Originally posted by SexPDX
Page, believe me, it's nothing worth reading in there.

Sounds like somebody has to get AWWWWAY from the forum :)

-PDX

Can't blame a man for being curious :)


Besides, how do you know theres nothing good in there?
 

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Originally posted by Page
Can't blame a man for being curious :)


Besides, how do you know theres nothing good in there?
He was a mod, back in the day. Went straight to his head.

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