"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why do you always get sick on the weekend?

loving

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I donno if it happens to you lucky chaps but in the past 6 years, all the times I've been sick it creeped up on my friday morning, was ****ed by friday night, and good as new monday.

I guess I can be thankful for 2-day healing time, but damn why always the weekend?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Deep Dish

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I don't recall that pattern holding true for me, but ask yourself the following question: what do you do during the week? You probably won't be able to find any common link of behavior (except perhaps for not washing your hands), but it's a good question to ask since it usually takes about two days from the time you get infected for your symptoms to first appear. If I'm not mistaken, the two most common sources of ailments are from not washing the hands properly and food poisoning (from cross-contamination, improper refrigeration, or insufficient cooking.)
 

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Happened to me this weekend and I'm already feeling better now that it's sunday night. Usually happens on Holidays for me
 

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I know why I get sick on the weekends...liquor.
 
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