"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why do women think straight guys would just want to be friends?

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That's chick logic!

Women need attention. That's why they need a fan club (thousands of facebook and twitter friends) and other men to give them attention. All on the woman's terms, not the man's.

I don't accept the friendzone. No straight man should. Sex first. Then all that friendship-relationship sh*t. A woman mentioning she just wants friendship is rejecting you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I have zero female friends. I hang with my guy buddies and talk real world stuff.

Had a female colleague at work about 2 years ago, we became friends at work, seemed like I finally had a female friend. Year end staff party comes around....and....well... I fvck her.

End of story. No more female friend.
 
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