Why do women talk like this?

[Tilex]

She's suggesting an implausible scenario.
It's impossible to "accidentally" go to a music festival, which was happening at the rawhide center that day.

A series of steps are needed to get in.

A) She would have to "accidentally" buy a $100 ticket.

B) She would need an "accidental" ride there.

C) She would have to "accidentally" wait behind 40 or 50 people in line to get in.

D) Security would have to "accidentally" pat her down for drugs.

E) She would "accidentally" buy water because she was thirsty.


It's extremely silly to say this was all an accident

 

[inquisitor]

Let me see... you're right, she can obviously afford going to the festival, and add to the fact that she's been there before, then there's nothing accidental at all.

Now, let's move past the words and change our focus on to the post's motive: why would she post that, and speak like that?

Here's one reason why: women post photos online only for attention and validation (common sense). Looking further, her use of the word "accidentally" implies to men viewing her post that she is adventurous and quirky and likes to have fun and enjoys being a bad girl, but only a few men will notice the underlying implication that she is a fun liar to be with. Also, a woman doesn't just post a close-up of her ass willy-nilly.

Moreover, jokes are prevalent in online posts, so that may be her attempt on humorous romp, and believe it or not, some men enjoy when they talk like this because it's cute, unknowingly turning her into some kind of adorable, divine figment of a human.

Social media really drives women's solipsism nuts.

 

[Bandolero]

I'll translate it for you.
I got invited and I'm gonna give it up.

 

[Modern Man Advice]

She's suggesting an implausible scenario.
It's impossible to "accidentally" go to a music festival, which was happening at the rawhide center that day.

A series of steps are needed to get in.

A) She would have to "accidentally" buy a $100 ticket.

B) She would need an "accidental" ride there.

C) She would have to "accidentally" wait behind 40 or 50 people in line to get in.

D) Security would have to "accidentally" pat her down for drugs.

E) She would "accidentally" buy water because she was thirsty.


It's extremely silly to say this was all an accident

I think the picture speaks a thousand words, doesn't it?

Modern Man Advice