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Master Don Juan
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So I'll be at a busy gas station, and I am sure to check the gender of the person I'm waiting behind, because without fail, if it's a woman, she'll take her sweet ass time parking her car, getting out to pay in CASH (when she likely has a credit/debit card), figure out how the pump works, and then slowly put it back. If she doesn't forget to close her gas tank or leave her purse on the roof of the car, she'll waste more time getting back in her car and f*cking around for about a minute before finally driving off.
What the f*ck? My gas station stops are like a race car pit stop; gas door popped open as I'm pulling in, credit card in hand. One hand punches in the zip code while the other unscrews the gas cap. Pump gas. Replace nozzle. Close tank and door. Drive the f*ck off.
I've noticed that the average woman tends to waste a lot of time doing mickey mouse things like this. Other examples are:
1. Going to the bank to deposit their paycheck (Instead of having direct deposit or at least using the ATM or their cell phone).
2. Paying for things in cash, and then having random dollar bills and coins all over their car, multiple purses, in their clothes, etc. I rarely use change, you'll never find change floating around my personal areas. Everything I find goes into a little storage bin, and I'll dump them in the self checkout line at Wal-Mart once that bin gets full so the change gets utilized.
3. Paying full price for new college textbooks, new cars at the dealership, etc.
4. The goddamn CLUTTER.
Anything else to add? I'm getting older and I have a strange feeling that I'm "maturing". I sometimes refuse to sleep over at my girlfriends if her place it too cluttered, because it messes with my headspace and I refuse to wake up in the morning and feel disorganized, which sets that tone for the rest of the day. Whenever she stays at my place I force her to keep all her stuff in one area, otherwise she'll toss clothes all over the place and drive me crazy.
I don't have OCD btw, I can tolerate one or two out of place items.
What the f*ck? My gas station stops are like a race car pit stop; gas door popped open as I'm pulling in, credit card in hand. One hand punches in the zip code while the other unscrews the gas cap. Pump gas. Replace nozzle. Close tank and door. Drive the f*ck off.
I've noticed that the average woman tends to waste a lot of time doing mickey mouse things like this. Other examples are:
1. Going to the bank to deposit their paycheck (Instead of having direct deposit or at least using the ATM or their cell phone).
2. Paying for things in cash, and then having random dollar bills and coins all over their car, multiple purses, in their clothes, etc. I rarely use change, you'll never find change floating around my personal areas. Everything I find goes into a little storage bin, and I'll dump them in the self checkout line at Wal-Mart once that bin gets full so the change gets utilized.
3. Paying full price for new college textbooks, new cars at the dealership, etc.
4. The goddamn CLUTTER.
Anything else to add? I'm getting older and I have a strange feeling that I'm "maturing". I sometimes refuse to sleep over at my girlfriends if her place it too cluttered, because it messes with my headspace and I refuse to wake up in the morning and feel disorganized, which sets that tone for the rest of the day. Whenever she stays at my place I force her to keep all her stuff in one area, otherwise she'll toss clothes all over the place and drive me crazy.
I don't have OCD btw, I can tolerate one or two out of place items.
