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Why do women say they love funny guys even though they don’t?

TheCharmingGuy

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Women always say they like a guy who is “funny” and can “make them laugh”. I know we’ve all heard this at one time or another. But I know it’s absolute bullish!t because speaking from experience a girl always goes for a hot guy instead of a funny guy. I mean, I know that being funny is a plus, and believe me, standing in a circle of girls all laughing their heads off at a joke you just told is a great feeling. But do girls really value humor all that much in a guy? What’s your opinion (personally I think they mostly don’t anymore).
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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when a girl says that she means she wants a hot guy whose fun not boring as a (short/long term) relationship partner.
 

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Funny is a great trait, when used by Chad, Tyrone, Enrique, Vishnu, and Hiroshi. Make a girl laugh, blow her back out, sounds like a winner. Every woman wants a hot guy, but can't get one. Yet they're entitled like crazy (49'ers anyone?) Just listen to any Kevin Samuels show.

If Bob, John, Pedro, Faraj, and Koji use it, they'll just be in the friendzone for comic relief. And they'll be flaked on and groomed to be beta orbiters. Either that or useless if they refuse to have their time wasted by giving free entertainment.

FAIAP, Any trait a woman likes should be treated as "If possessed by a hot guy." Any trait is sexy in that case, whether it's designing levels for Candy Crush or playing Halo. Ever noticed that everything works in your favor when a girl really likes you? All your lame jokes are comedy movie worthy.

OP, your opening statement is correct. Glad you took the Red Pill. When a woman wants to lock down a LTR or Marriage, funny does help. But over here, it's sex first. Then all that LTR sh*t. Zuckerberg, and Bill Gates could be considered really funny. Of course being worth 11 figures helps. If they were worth 4 figures, their jokes could dry up vaginas like the Sonoran Desert. Exactly why you don't give any BF or Hubby benefits unless sex has happened however many times is your standard.

My girl gets that good treatment cuz she cooks, she washes my clothes, we vibe good, she doesn't bring drama, oh hell yeah! Fun to be around, smart, and loves watching game shows with me, keeps a positive attitude, I destroy her pü$$y constantly. She loves my wide wood, and swallowed several loads of my cüm. She views me as Tyrone BTW.

Point of that all is reward good behavior, punish bad behavior. This should cover all bases with this question, hope it helps OP. You're on a good road.

Case closed.
 
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You are not realizing that 99% of guys to women are invisible. When a woman refers to "guys", she means the specific type of guy that she is attracted to. For example, if this girl is over here chasing guys that bare the closest resemblance to Michael B. Jordan than she means those guys.
 

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Being funny only makes a difference if she's picking between two 8/10s and one of them is funnier than the other.

Also it could be said that being funny all the time won't always work in your favor.
 

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This is Women 101.

What a girl says doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is how she's made to feel in a given moment.

She tells YOU she wants to take things slow. 5 minutes after you drop her off, she calls Jamal, the @sshole she met at the club the other night, to come over and re-arrange her guts.

Say it with me everybody: What girls say does not matter.
''what girls say does not matter ''
 

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Having personality is like being an actor. You need a range of traits that have to be balanced. Just being funny is usless. In combination it is like salt in your soup. It is essential.

Of course the worst is when you think you are funny and you are not. That is annoying.
 

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you are misinterpreting , they don't like class clown funny that will get you nowhere fast

they like ****y funny .... the subtext is most guys they meet are boring and follow the same script

when they meet a guy who's cheeky , slightly arrogant ,confident and funny it gets the pu$$y tingling
 

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The mistake is you are equating short term fvcking with long term compatibility
Depending on the women age , the hotness part kinda dissipates as she gets older

you have a lot of 30+ women settling for average guys in looks or money

if she cheats on them and is a bad partner , that is a totally different story
 

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I had this down to a T about 6 years ago, I could literally laugh women into bed.

However something happened and I started to behave like a dancing monkey. That ended up a disaster
 

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Well everyone tells me I’m the funniest guy they’ve ever met. I constantly have girls around me laughing at a story I just told or a joke I just said. And the best part is probably the beta orbiters staring jealously at me from outside the circle, or laughing too to try to get in on some of the “action”. Gets me every time. I’m hoping it can only help, even if it sometimes only functions as a tiebreaker between hot guys? Also probably helps keep LTR’s as increases confidence and conversational skills?

Also, Moody: “What women say does not matter.” :)
 

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I had this down to a T about 6 years ago, I could literally laugh women into bed.

However something happened and I started to behave like a dancing monkey. That ended up a disaster
Being consistently funny is not so easy. That is why few comedians can make good money.
 

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